When your Warlock Patron is a Min/Maxer

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[OffbeatOutlaw]

Want your own D20 Mace of critical hits?

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[napsnackcook]

Should throw the spell list in their face and say "this wouldn't have hurt if you had

[voidmystic]

"I happen to have a vested interest in you not sucking" left me twitching on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣

[Noveler]

This the most awesome representation of a hex blade patron I've ever witnessed.

[MrMaradok]

This is what happens when you make a Warlock Pact with Deadpool

[zombiekid]

"No I am the revived queen of England" killed me😂

[Gurmudgin]

The patron of min maxing, god help us all. Oh no wait, he already did by killing every world ending threat while we lollygaged fighting goblins and kobolds.

[jackwriter]

I want that Warlock Patron... He looks like a fan of Assassin's Creed...

[milohobo]

Love all the belts for his outfit. Makes me think of some of the weird art in 3.5 edition

[ValenceAwesomeness]

Holy shit the actual charisma of this patron character.

My heart literally racing for this Short character wtf

[galbert]

I can just imagine this happening in a campaign one day. The DM finally has it with a Warlock player & his less than optional spell choices & puts himself into the game as the Warlock's patron just so that he can tell him what to choose.

[thesephiam]

That outfit is straight fire. Also I like the energy this patron is giving off.

[romanterry]

"Papa was a plot device for your tragic backstory" is an underrated line

[Johnsmith-hxlq]

"Why don't you, a warlock, have shield? Why aren't you using one of your two spell slots of unlimited power to cast shield?"

[florinasrandomness]

He had to visit 1, 000 people that day, advising them, checking on them, and giving them spells. On person 550, he was very done with people.

[jukesdtj]

A Patron who just insults you for not being optimal sounds amazing.

[sinisterplank]

This feels like an attack on my person, and I’ll allow it because I need my pact powers.

[Amnael]

Aside from the murdered your family part, I want this patron!

[insertedgynamehere]

RNGdagon of the random order seems like a powerful patron

[ethanhostetler]

Cthulhu wondering why I made all of my Eldritch Blasts neon pink: