HOW TO BE A DICTATOR!

Hey Stater-tots, have you ever wanted to assert yourself as a dictator? Well...I STILL think you should seek help, but also hey this video is for you!

THIS VIDEO IS SATIRE PLEASE DON'T BE A DICTATOR!

This video is based on "The Dictator's Handbook" by by Alastair Smith and Bruce Bueno de Mesquita

0:00 Intro
0:34 Step 1
3:11 Step 2
5:13 Step 3
7:11 Outro

All music and images fall under fair use, All drawings however are done by me

#revolution #dictatorship #geopolitics #geography
Dictatorship, Revolution, Overthrow, Coup, Funny, Satire, Government, Politics, hoser, h0ser,

[StateoftheWorld]

Please subscribe. The feds are after me. I don't have much time

[Imperial.Monarch]

I was on thin ice after following your part one of this tutorial, but utilizing the methods you taught I have consolidated my rule. The people now accept me with chained open arms! Thank you so much!

[potato]

How to be a dictator in three steps:
-have a mustache
-make a cool hand sign
-talk German

[xczzer]

My Argentinian grandpa (who has a strange mustache and loves painting) told me that he really likes this idea, and is planning to go back to Germany! 👴🏻🇦🇷🎨

[velozio]

I'm so glad you're sharing such valuable knowledge for free, this is so wholesome my faith in humanity is restored

[alifelessrock]

We can always count on you for relatable tutorials!

[Human_Forever_And_Ever]

Well, I have a friend named Adolf from Austria, and he recently failed Art School. I'm going to show him this great tutorial! Thank you, author! My friend will be very grateful!)

Edit: The author likes every comment except for my one. That seems kinda sus. Btw thank you all for 300 likes!)

[Samuel]

thank you mate. I just got expelled from the art school and i don't know what to do now. After watching this, i got motivated and got my inspiration back! 😊

[hammerGAR]

Great tutorial! I just finished consolidating my power and banning the opposition, and I can say this tutorial really worked

[Sebastian-ezou]

01:31 rings a bell. In Indonesia, Suharto cooperated with a lot of Indonesian Chinese, especially the notorious Salim family. It made sense to pick Chinese people as your closest allies since they're hated by the populace whether its their ethnicity, language, or religion

[JamMonsterFrfo]

This reminds me a lot of the CGPgrey video and his video on “how to be a ruler” but this is still so amazing and has far more historical references that give this its own flare! good stuff lad! 👍

[theempireofthepeople]

Never thought I would see a YouTube tutorial that I would actually use in my life, thank you so much

[mist]

If I were to be a dictator and overthrow a Government, it would probably be Somalia.
1. The Nation has been in a state of civil war since after Baare’s rule, there is not really a main government that can oppose me or anything.
2. The population is relatively rural and uneducated meaning indoctrination would be way easier and also providing them basic necessities as a minimum would probably grow support for my rule.
3. It’s in Africa, Considering the USA or many other major powers do not care about the continent since they don’t provide them much benefit, security could be relatively assured.
4. The idea of Greater Somalia would be something for me to promise to the people and make people into enemies, Kenyans, Ethiopians even maybe the Yemeni.
5. Somalia surprisingly has Uranium deposits which could be utilised for Nuclear Weaponry to ward off any attackers or anything of the sort.
Sorry UN please don’t flag me down 🥲🥲

[El_Deen]

I know this is ''satire'' but there are a lot of real facts here. Well done!

[ChairmanQ]

Unfortunately my friend just failed art school, but he is getting over it and moving to politics, I'm sure this is a great documentary video to help him gain a different perspective in his political studies!

[dr.samuelsson]

Your tips work wonderfully, just stabilised my rule using them. When will we get a sequel detailing how to become a true autocrat?

[MQTate]

Finally, a reason to put that blood diamond mine I had lying around to good use

[pickledwall]

I have just been rejected from art school, but my patriotism has led me to pursue a new career in politics! I can say this tutorial will be very helpful!

[CosmonautGato]

This is an amazing tutorial! Helped me a lot!

[xzl]

Instructions unclear, now I'm trapped in my bunker surrounded by the Red Army. But it's ok, if Steiner attacks, everything will be alright.