Family Guy - 'The street value of that cocaine'

From the episode "The thin white line".

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[senorjecansu]

I wish the actual family stayed like this

[youwanagethi]

"Scientists mystified by paper rain"

[Originella]

Why, that's preposterous! I haven't... Oh, there it is.

[Scotttjt]

I liked when it was *implied* Lois had a wild and questionable past while still being an upstanding wife and mother. It made the contrast between her past and present humourous in scenes like this. Nowadays, she's more likely to sniff a line of cocaine right off the kitchen table in full view of her kids just because.

[sirjedisentinel]

Let's see, 4.7 kilos, uncut Nicaraguan. Uh... 1.7 mil, that area?
Jeez Lois, what do you do during the day when everyone's at work and school?

[jredbaron]

This is such classic family guy. Like the Simpsons, they manage to fit in so many jokes in such a short time span. Peter's "Nah I was in bed by 2-2:30", Lois knowing the street value of cocaine, the newspaper "paper rain", and lastly Stewie. Nowadays each joke would have it's own segment and be spelled out over the course of three minutes.

[PitBoss_]

Cartoon rule #1: If there’s a newspaper, there has to be a funny secondary headline

[emopeterparker]

I kinda miss is Family Guy. I think the old seasons were charming and Brian was a lot funnier back then as a contrast to Peter.

[shooby]

I've been trying to use the "I got to bed around 2, 2:30" response for 20 years and still haven't gotten the opportunity. No one has ever asked me if "I was up all night" thinking about one of my stupid jokes although I've heard it said to other people around me.

[FEEAR]

Back when Family guy was funny. I still like it just not how they changed the characters

[Originella]

...and Chris hasn't bathed in a while!

[Suutari]

Lol I'm surprised Brian didn't say something embarassing about Meg

[TehChozen]

I'll bet that's not the only 'uncut Nicaraguan' she's knows about handling either.

[biancanencioni]

0:38 now i know why stewie is different starting with 20 season

[BucketMask]

It was cool back when they liked eachother. It's sad, the writers could change them back at any time and no one would be upset. They could do some wacky sci-fi episode with stewie and brian accidentally undoing everyone's negative character development if they want to explain it.
...you ever want to get a job just so you can fix one thing that annoys you and then leave?

[Povilaz]

0:24 "Scientists mystified by _paper rain"_

[hyperboreanverdantsilo]

"I got to bed around 2, 2:30"

Me at 2 am: 👁👄👁

[dogehero]

"dog hero"

Lol they named it after me

[Ryan]

Actually it’d be more like $135, 000 - $450, 000 depending on how you sold it. Definitely no more than half a million. A kilo wholesale is worth $30, 000 and sold at a street level (even after cutting) would net back only $100, 000 max.

[loganmalough]

0:15 who knew that Lois’s a mathematician