Ring Ring, Front Desk? 📞 #skit #hotel

[RainbowDaffodil]

This is the type of person who would order ice cream and then complain that it's cold! 🙄

[cmhsky]

"the air conditioner froze, then caught on fire. While frozen"

[samanthabarney]

The way people's brains work hurt mine 😂😂

[Wally]

Talk about contradicting oneself in every sentence! But the phone thing is a hoot. We’ve all gotten so accustomed to cell phones, we forget there is another way to communicate.

[danielfilippini]

If said this on several comments to you, I'm 71 and you make me laugh. I love you and look forward to your new skits. You need your own sitcom. You'd be right there with CHEERS

[OneThreeEight]

Your choice of a grey wig for the guest is terrifying, as I'd expect people who grew up with landlines to be more used to the idea that not all phones connect to the same thing.

[estherpettigrew]

This reminds me of the old joke about how difficult it is to design a bear-proof garbage can for the national parks. The problem is the huge overlap between the dumbest humans and the smartest bears. 😂

[just_callme_bee]

I deadass said “You’re old too, so you shouldn’t be working either then” 💀

[nattevakta]

I had a guest a while ago that was so mad at me. Because he was checking out at 3.30 in the morning. And noone was around to check him out so he had to shout for me and look around for 15 minutes.
I had been gone from the front desk for 5 minutes doing one of my many jobs. So I asked if he had been by the front desk and why did you not call me. He was angry and said how would he know where to call. I said. If you were by the front desk you would have seen a sign that said dial 9 for receptionist next to a phone! And next time if you are checking out that early let the front desk know in the evening and they will make sure to be there at checkout time.

[baardkopperud]

It sure seems like *something* old isn't quite working - but it isn't the phone!

[WeFergie]

This is funny, once again. But why do I know this is true! Jessica you're an angel.

[kendrapoppino]

Working in any service industry provides daily opportunities to ask “WTH?”

[michellealjunaidi]

I'm wondering how a bed can be firm and soft at the same time. Also if the water pressure is non-existent how was it raining boulders on her back. That is the craziest complainer ever😂

[emilychance]

"So old it probably doesn't even work!"
...you mean like your brain, ma'am?

[Gaarakunpro]

Ive had this exact type of guest. Sometimes you just cant please em regardless of how hard you try. 😅

[KristinBagani]

My first thought was “someone call the nurse, grandma hasn’t had her pills yet!” 😂

[mamawvondak]

I know resorts and hotels that are eliminating their in-room phones because of similar issues. They’ve gone to barcode scanning. So, when you get your registration packet, there’s a bar code inside. You scan that and all the hotel services are now on your phone for your stay. It’s all linked to your room and credit card. When you want to call front desk, you just go to your temporary app.

[mohammadahmad]

In that case, she was probably sleeping half on the bed and half on the sofa, she was probably using the shower she brought from home thinking it will work there

[AmyAnnLand]

Some people are just so stupid, you wonder how they've stayed alive so long. The scary thing is that they drive among us. 😶‍🌫️

[waffles]

Ugh, reminds me of someone who came to the pool and told me she didn't have to pay because she'd called ahead "and talked to the guard on duty". Yeah **the** guard, it was an Olympic sized pool, full staffed for everything open was 8, 10 for events. Second problem was that there was no phone on deck except the emergency phone that only made outgoing calls. When I told her we didn't have a phone that could be called she asked me if I was calling her a liar. Like nope, I'm just informing you we don't have a phone. Yeah, she reported me to my boss for accusing her of lying for saying she didn't call the pool deck, and then accused him of calling her a liar for saying we didn't have a phone.