Cooking With the 'Pied Piper of Meth'

The 'Pied Piper of Meth' makes books and videos with information on how to produce crystal methamphetamine. Here he shows us *some* of a method but not all of it, so you couldn't use this as a guide even if you wanted to. (We don't want to wrestle with the YouTube police or the police police.)

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Chapter:
0:00 At It Since the 1970s
0:37 Science-y Stuff
1:27 More Science-y Stuff
2:20 Even More Science-y Stuff
4:00 Yup, More
4:30 STOP! We Didn't Break the Law


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[eddievanheinous]

For anyone who thinks Uncle Fester doesn't do his own product, he's only 30 years old.

[TXRoeJogan]

you know at least 50 trailers blew up after this video came out

[culpritdesign]

"Sounds like you like that kind of thing"
"What, drooling?" (proceeds to drool on command)
That's brilliant.

[kilikus]

If you watched this at .75 speed you're on a list now.

[clairewithbanjo]

I love the implication that this is the uniform for doing this kind of chemistry like the spiritual opposite of a lab coat

[shotrandy]

Bro decided to hide everything but his face 🤣🤣☠️

[JesseScott-pckb]

started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to cocaine & meths Also suffered severe depression and mental illness. It's just amazing how psilocybin mushrooms treatment actually saved my life. 3 years clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms

[bramstedt]

I love how he dumps mercury salts all over his toilet and poisons the water supply, causing a potential environmental disaster, but then decides doing the last step of the reaction is suddenly “too far”

[Spder]

I love the way the process is described in this video as it is witty and dry humor simultaneously. This is the kind of stuff Vice was actually very good at.

[stoneofthor]

“A 1 liter volumetric flask is packed with aluminum foil using a lignocellulose tamping apparatus.” 😂 AKA ramming with a stick.

[chrisdunlap]

Did I just learn how to cook meth on my lunch break

[betterthananimals]

This is the real life Rick Sanchez. Burping and drooling away, as he effortlessly creates a flawless product after only eyeballing his measurements.

[Kentucky]

One of the better episodes of Hamilton Pharm. The firesuit guy is hilarious with his buddy that randomly brings pickles 😂

[REDACTEDCODE]

Ladies and Germs, an incredible display of chemistry by the one and only, Uncle Fester.

[vonixtv]

Heisenberg: "This is a volumetric flask that is not for boiling!"

[kuinadianakihili]

I think this is what Nile Red is going to look like in 1 or 2 decades.

[JohnGeorge-pwxo]

I started doing drugs years ago as a teenage, got addicted to meth. Spent my whole life fighting meth addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with OCD. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 4 years totally clean, never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

[renegade]

"Seems like you like that sort of thing."

"What, drooling?" 🤤

[davidserigny]

Dude is smoking a cigarette while cooking meth. Brave man there

[kevinhaid]

Fester got popped not long after this episode, supposedly the GBPD had received 200+ complaints about him and his house in a 6 month period. House was raided, found lots of stuff, cash and chemicals. He was bonded out…only to be arrested again for possession a couple months later while still on bond for the initial arrest. Currently out on another $50, 000 bond and the city condemned his house.

I don’t condone meth use or manufacture but he kept his game up for an impressive amount of time. Staying in Green Bay was his only real downfall.