Queens in chess be like

pick a direction, it don't matter

@Graenolf

The Oyfum

[Dther]

Get yourself a woman who can slaughter two siege towers, a cavalry, the clergy and the entire infantry of an invading army 💝

[niahlism]

I love when he does skits in public because all I can do is imagine what the people passing by are thinking.

[a-warthog]

Violence is the question, and the queen is the answer.

[textadragon]

Imagine being in the park and seeing a man with a wig full pelt sprinting and pretending to do fighting moves

[realkingofantarctica]

Pawn: **reaches other side of board**

"I'm fifteen parallel universes ahead of you!"

[Bubblies]

Graenolf: I’m an introvert.
Also Graenolf: Stabbing himself in a public park, running around dressed like a crazed woman all for the sake of our entertainment and views.

[chess]

Please make this a feature length film

[kilo]

*Pawn moves 1 space*
Queen: "And I took that personally"

[Acrylara]

The queen just beating the living shit out of everyone is very accurate yes

[a.h]

The queen has the doom eternal soundtrack constantly playing in her head.

[jovanagselda]

a pawn : *Reached the 8th rank

king :"You're my wife now"

[perkealater]

“Don’t worry kids, that’s not a homeless man on crack, it’s our local YouTuber.”

[tashfeenj]

Chess: a turn based strategy game
The queen: an eldritch monstrosity who doesn't give a shit.

[iFeelGlee]

"why did i bring my wife Mary to battle? she'll be of no help here."
little did the king know, Mary was absolutely jacked.

[CryptoJordanVR]

Imagine if Queens could also perform the L-shaped move like a Knight... that would just be WAY too OP.

[Patrick-xszw]

A pawn, terrified: S-sire, what did her majesty do before she was queen?
King: A warlord sorceress, why?

[GingeryGinger]

This man can turn anything into a funny skit and have it be accurate but feel like it was made by a madman

[kitkatelife]

Queen finishes going to town on everyone and looks back at the king: you good, babe?

[wiffywiffy]

The other pieces: “Chess is a turn based strategy game”

Queen: *Peace is a social construct and I’m the deconstruction*

[popkorn]

1:11 When you're a crazed killer but you want to stay cute for your king.