why tolerating lactose is weird

[The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

I think my body has just realized that I’m completely fucked if I stop producing lactase

[Zeppylin]

have you tried asking the lactase nicely

[Meanthes]

"if you have lactose intolerance, just tolerate it"
-Sun Tzu (The art of war)

[chrono]

“Why you so weak?”
-uncle roger

[less_than_a_lie]

I’m from France, if I become lactose intolerant that means I cannot eat cheese
If I cannot eat cheese my family will genuinely start acting like I don’t exist anymore

[james_neko]

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

[genghisdingus]

Nothing makes me feel more genetically superior than chugging down a nice glass of milk.

[Gitchin.ut]

“Lactose tolerance is weird”
*laughs in South Asian*

[GustavSvard]

One of my mutant powers: producing lactase.

[FirestormDDash]

My body is 70% cheese at this point. It doesnt have a say anymore.

[sarge]

My body has no choice but to co operate. I drink milk like water and it fully knows that i will die before i stop.

[SillyScav]

as someone who chugged 1.5 litres of milk and a bag of shredded cheese about half an hour ago, lactose tolerance is one of the things I'm most grateful (haha pun) for in life

[fastnakus]

Drinking a glass of milk in front of someone is my biggest flex

[ilikeoranges]

"Lactose tolerance is weird "
*Laughs in Europe*

[YoooitsSCARS]

my body better not stop producing lactase

[A_Guy_Named_Jeronimo]

I fricking love milk, i dont wanna become lactose intolerant 😭

Plus my family has a massive vitamin d deficiency so my mum basically makes me drink it near constant

Edit: I'd like to add that this is vitamin d fortified milk (and yes I do go outside)

[aubreytreves]

'Lactose tolerance is weird'. Pure envy.

[mtta]

i don’t think my body knows that i stopped being breastfed

[Metroidkeeper]

“Lactose tolerance is weird”

Jealousy detected

[oy_oy_]

"Lactose tolerance is wierd" laughs in potatos and guinesss