Halo Review - Master Chief Written By Barbie

Halo review Season 2 episodes 1 and 2 which released on Paramount+. Featuring Master Chief outside of his armour almost the entire time while talking about his feelings in hallways repeatedly for 2 hours. After fans of the Halo Videogames got a second chance of seeing their favourite gaming franchise in a TV series, it's much the same as the first. Halo should have learnt lessons alongside Pablo Schreiber, but alas. Is Halo worth watching?

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[disparutoo]

Halo Review of Series 2 episodes 1 & 2 the TV series from Paramount+ that never needed to exist. I can't imagine Halo would have gotten renewed in the current climate, but Halo series 1 is from the time where money was dished out like water. Largely because it just went down the drain. Halo tried to retcon some things from Halo Season 1, but then just kept on making the same mistakes. With barely any time in the suit, lots of talking about feelings in hallways. And a story doesn't exist. Episodes 1 and 2 were meant to hook people back in, be a new darker series, and just ended up being season 1, Halo if it was written by Barbie. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[HellsAsylum]

Feelings in hallways ✅
Cringe "Relatable" dialogue ✅
Girlbossing ✅
Halo ❌

[jonslade]

It couldnt be more obvious that the writers not only have never played the games, but dont know anything about the military or actual human beings

[SoldierSpiderx]

I will always respect Karl Urban for never taking off his helmet in Dredd. That's what a real actor does, Pablo by the moment Master Chief took off his helmet and just became John is the moment every chance of redemption was destroyed because I can hear Disparu from across the pond shouting, “PUT YOUR PISSING HELMET ON!!!”

[trndrd]

When Red vs Blue made a better Halo series in their bedrooms, 15 years ago, than a multi-million $ studio.

[sethkaicer]

Dei stands for discrimination exclusion and ignorance.

[gnelfpmeh]

Master Cheeks - Even more emotional than a woman. Always up in his fefe's

Master Chief - Not phased by shit, except maybe losing his waifu Cortana.

[Zigzorark]

Screenwriters don’t know what “Dark” is. To them, getting a paper cut is too “Dark” for them

[tunnelratsrule]

I barely noticed it but the elites in that fog fight are all wearing Arbiter armor suits like they couldn't be bothered to model the standard elite armor that alone shows me they don't care

[marcogenovesi]

What.The. DUCK. Who thought that turning a Halo series into a comedy about feelings was a good idea? I WANT NAMES

[mr.nimbus]

When the one "spartan" said he likes watching discovery channel's shark week I literally yelled "F*** Off!" at the screen.

[bido]

So you mean to tell me that they removed the helmet so that "chief" could show his emotions and then the actor doesn't? 😂

[Bad_Llama]

A drinking game where you take a drink every time Master Chief takes off his helmet would result in alcohol poisoning. Better to drink each time he has it on - you'll barely get a buzz.

[Martyisruling]

The Writers: We didn't play the games or read the books. We aren't fans and were told the Halo source material didn't matter and that hating it was a prerequisite for getting hired.

[Dr.LightMarker]

All they had to do was an OT Darth Vader type deal, ie: Steve Downes voicing the Chief, with an appropriate actor in the suit. No face reveal, no helmet off at ALL!

[ericmailer]

Master Chief acting makes Roger Moore's James Bond look like an over emotional nervous wreck...

[rahn]

Wow Master Chief sure looks bloated, must be an allergic reaction to his helmet; poor guy.

[GrimReaperPTD]

The Spartans treated Dr. Halsey with respect and would take her orders above anyone else if there was no higher chain of command or if the chain of command was considered compromised so removing her would make the Spartans suspicious.

The Spartans were chosen by her because of their genetics, intelligence and psychology because Halsey wanted them to be immune to mental trauma. The training that they received was such that in combat situations they are able override fear and more. She even had them go through procedures to increase intelligence, thinking speed, reaction time, bone density, physical size, strength and much more. They did not use medication to suppress their emotions because of the training they received they did not need to.

The only spartan that was social and good at communicating with others was called Kurt in the books and he was used as a trainer for the next generation of Spartans at this point. Their training is such that in combat when close to one another they did not even say anything they used a sign language with subtle movement that most people could not read if they were not Spartans.

The Spartans knew about their Equipment since they designed most of it themselves during training and they improvised to get it when in a pitch black cave with nothing and you say they can't find away up a mountain. It was only later that they received the Mjollnir armor because normal people died trying to wear the Exo-skeletal armor, later after the humans reverse engineered the covenant tech the suits got a shield.

[gavinclark]

They put him on the poster without his helmet, just saying, "f-you" to the fans. Ridiculous

[bloodrunsclear]

‘It’s like the first season, only cheaper.’
-Reaper