more weird and obscure AO3 fanfiction tags

Ah, vivisection.

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[Fandom]

Fun fact: I am like 75% sure that the "Dust eating" was a reference to the UNDERTALE au's where there is a character named Dust

[trafficccone]

i didn't need to know that explicit twoset violin fanfic existed

[haven.lights]

violin playing at inappropriate times sounds like a tag for a Sherlock fanfiction

[perryerin]

the weirdest tag I've come across was "they all turn into shivering chihuahuas as some point"

[SkyLimit]

You know—
Some of these make a lot of sense when you’ve been in the fandom

[fayfairytales]

I found one that said "Not a beastiality fic i promise" THE FACT THEY HAD TO CLARIFY... I questioned my life choises that day.

[irisoftheeye]

I'm in a fandom where wearing a top hat is a significant design and personality trait for, like, 1/2 of the characters, and 'Eating Soup Out Of A Top Hat' is giving me ideas...

[scrappyknees]

"A smoothie maker called Samantha" lovely sequel to A Streetcar Named Desire

[Mira-yosh]

"also there's a smoothie machine called samantha" is peak NCTzen. We just be like that.

[jamjar]

generally annoyed the tag 'fun family past time: anarchy' wasnt here

[Anhyst]

“violin playing at inapproperiate times” can’t believe this wasn’t an omori fic

[sand__witch]

I looked up the circular knitting needle tag and discovered that there are, in fact, fics about knitting supplies. Apparently, crochet hook/a dropped stitch is a somewhat common ship (well, as common as you can get when the amount of works...I don't remember how much there are, but I don't think it exceeds 15). It's pretty cute.
And I hope it's not a weird thing to say, but that "blink blink" was very cute as well!

[xjunieverse]

"Mildly sentient granola bars" on a wtnv fic honestly does not surprise me that sounds like it would be canon anyway

[Jes_Draws]

"character: seven baby scorpions" is 100% all She-Ra Scorfuma fics

[wolfswitcheryanimations]

honestly i would expect kinda-sentient granola bars from a wtnv fic

[Technocolor]

I read a fanfic the other weak with the tags "Family Bonding but it sucks" and "Someone Gets Stabbed But It's Okay"

[chongwillson]

"Nezu Will Adopt This Chaotic Child One Way Or Another"
is my favorite...

[Synchronisedstumbling]

One of my favourite tags was and always will be, mozzarella sticks.

[aino]

magnus archives tags are always my favourite

[another_tired_enby]

i am willing to bet actual money that the fics in the "Eyebrows (51)" tag are at least 99% hetalia fics that mainly focus on england lmao.