Black moms be like:

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[realmemo.]

"my heart and liver have switched locations" got me dying😂💀

[_.alen._]

Asian mom's : finally a worthy
opponent
Our battle will be legendary

[virginiahenage]

“Black moms are the nicest meanest people ever” famous last words 😂😂😂

[ericolens]

we need a longer version. cuz i KNOW its gets sooo much better.

lol, i love black moms.

[lushomochilupe]

"I THOUGHT A PEOGON FLEW IN AND OUT" GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[Mark-gxfz]

"Hey, can we slow down a bit?"
"I paid for your full tuition, so I'm gonna use the whole speedometer." *Slaps son afterwards*

[oliviacheparev]

"my heart and liver have switched locations"

- Best quote in 2023

[toeshcker]

As soon as he said "she did a full U-turn and slapped me" I was suffocating the rest of the video LMAO

[tasrufdaar]

pigeon flew in and out of the car had me rollin

[thatscrazy]

Plot twist: after the U- turn he says “HOLD UPPPP, I actually have my book bag”

[KyaXeyan]

"my heart and liver have switched locations"☠️

[yeowuu]

As an Asian, I deeply relate to this.

Recent event:
I was up late at night studying maths because I had term exams the next day. I ended up falling asleep with my laptop open, not realizing I didn't set up my alarm. So when I woke up to my mom yelling at me, I realized that it was past the time my bus was supposed to pick me up. Still, I got ready, and my mom, still furious at me, drove me to school during rush hour. Halfway there, I realized that by the time I get there, it won't be enough to finish the math exam. I told my mom that maybe I should arrive a little later, before my English exam, so I would be obligated to retake the Math exam instead. We pulled over to a nearby restaurant for breakfast while I did some last-minute studying for English. She calmed down a bit after I kept apologizing and explained why I didn't wake up right away. She was still mad at me in the end, but she understood.

Honestly, I wasn't expecting her to calm down as quickly. I thought she would ground me for a whole month.

[katiebroadway]

"As this point, my HEART and LIVER have SWITCHED. LOCATIONS."

The emphasis on this was the funniest shit ever

[captain_tim]

“My heart and liver have switched locations” 😂

[willie]

Booooyyy brings back some great memories. I miss My mom alot at times glad she was firm and tough and sweet. Feel sorry for alot of people who didn't have a great mom like this

[shadw_ftbl]

Black moms in front of parents : nice af
When they are alone with me : demon

[nassesamazonpacket]

Germans: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

[Justabbey]

“At this point my heart and lover have switched locations * that had me on the ground 💀

[Sasehayobingchilling]

My heart and liver have switched locations 💀

[AIShorts]

"Something told me not to ride in the front seat"



*God*