Movie Logic Making No Sense

Cursed Moments! #vaazkl

[RandomMehEmoji]

That first one is actually very realistic,
People don’t actually know they got gun shot right away unless they saw the gun fired into them or they did it to themselves

[Reynaldo-ld]

Tbh the vampire thing is kinda true if you have been broke for THAT long you don’t deserve to be a vamp

[TheFishInfantry]

The first one is actually realistic, if you don’t realise you’re hurt your pain receptors won’t send a signal to the brain that you’re hurt

[HOPEfullBoi]

To be fair I love a baguette. The unrealistic part is the bottled milk.

[flameborn]

First one can be a subject of adrenaline where you may not realized your even shot. Like some dad lore I got is he once got shot in the leg and he didn't notice for 30 minutes until he looked at his leg because he was wandering why it was wet

[Königskind]

Actually, my parents usually knock on the door before entering my room

[cheese-and-ricemooney]

The vampire one is easy, since they don't need to eat, take baths, go to the bathroom etc. they don't need to pay for this stuff (maybe bills at most) and can save up all the money they need, even sell the money they made to a collector as they are worth a lot in modern day.

[Deadlierquill]

That first one is real I got hit in the head once and it didn’t even really hurt until I saw my head was bleeding then I was screaming in agony

[elisabethjones]

I’m in shock! Look, I’ve got a blanket!

[TheEldritchGod]

Tom hanks goes the bathroom in every movie he's in.

[MiniWizard]

Bro fr. It's like every movie store has a portable quantum teleporter to France.

Edit: How in the wandokelonker did I get so many likes? Thank y'all.

[MagolorFromKirbysreturntodream]

VaazkL traveling to the 2000s for the crustiest old memes in existance

[autisticwitch]

The reason you don't turn on the lights is because you know your house better than the intruder. Turning on the lights is more of an advantage for them.

[realwaterenderman]

the brown paper bag also HAS to have a dozen eggs

[dpy]

the first one is realistic cuz you have adrealine that supressess the pain

[buttonedmouse]

And not to mention your food source comes with wallets and sometimes jewelry

[nikzumstein]

(Nobody in a movie uses a toilet) is not aways true like in maximum overdrive

[Theloudestquietkid]

The baguette is also never in an individual bag

[nateghast]

For some reason when I told my mom about a Minecraft version of that last meme in middle school, she was very concerned.

[SFAusedBcookiecat]

Or your parents understand what privacy means, therefore they respect their children's privacy?