Ridiculous Roman Emperors

[nateforlife]

"But again, I think most of them would like Grindr" may be the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

[iamthewalrus]

Diocletion too busy playing animal crossing to fix the issues is too funny.

[loobly]

Rip elagabalus you would've loved estrogen

[Nicho_Ldn]

Caligula would have his own OnlyFans no question.

Vitellius would be fascinated by global cuisine and start his own foodie focused TikTok.

Constantine… Television evangelist?

[johnaeryns]

Caesar would've been obsessed with CNN and the BBC. He would be all about 24/7 news casts. And probably celebrity drama.

[Srymak]

Elagabalus would have warehouses filled with blahajs of many varied colours and they would all have names.

[drowsydexy]

Elagabalus would love fallout new vegas

[adamcook]

Caligula would love prank channels on YouTube

[elizabethfortunato]

Would Claudius have been a fan of yours, then?

[CuteSeamus]

Grindr the real hero of Ancient Rome...

[Borderose]

Why do I feel like Caligula would love anime?

[the-chillian]

The guy who runs our group that does historical events like Ren Faire and Dickens Fair looooves spreadsheets. He's an otherwise fun guy, and puts up with the mockery over it fairly well. So there actually are people like that, and it does sound very much like Octavian.

[garrettgoss]

Hadrian would've loved Lego. And grindr

[davidmauriciogutierrezespi]

I feel you under sell Octavian, he would not only love Excel, he would be the one who corrects bureaucrats because he has the regulations indexed on his phone and "you're using the incorrect form, this one will be more efficient"

[tigerspirit]

Better to not mention what Tiberius would have loved...

[jentzi]

Claudius would love Youtube, BUT he would also be into the history-side of Tumblr. He'd blog long long essays on anything around his specific interest.

[UberSparten]

Most would also love total war and civ builders.

[seraphale]

You sound like you'd be a great gift-giver. 😄

[Layanleon]

Could you make a part 2 with eastern emperors from 5th century onwards? 😢

[reddeadandangryatcapitalism]

Omg.... A video of ancient Roman Grindr profiles would go so hard 😂😂😂