I Ain't Prayin For That

You ever have someone ask you to pray for something so stupid you're like...

From my third special John Crist: Would Like To Release a Statement, filmed live at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX.

Watch the full special here:

[claudiag.]

“I’m not putting that up to the God of the universe with MY name on it!” 🤣

[Khandiee]

“ You should have prayed for wisdom back at the house” 😂😂😂 that caught me off guard because I was thinking the same thing

[SarahMichelle]

I love it when he giggles at his own jokes.

[ladyweasellou]

"I didn't even want ya'll up there."
😂 I laughed so hard i woke up my husband and the ferret.

[blueskies]

"you should of prayed for wisdom back at the house" lol haha 😆🙌

[HappilyAnonymousGirl]

I always wondered since I was a kid if it was possible to be funny without being vulgar. I’m glad more people are proving it is

[chnalvr]

He's 100% correct about so many ridiculous prayer requests. Pray to win a football game?

[LoveStory]

I love how much he laughs at his own jokes.

[chiberjuberdourado]

I moved to Alabama and made the mistake of joining in a conversation 2 women were having in a convenience store. They were talking divorce and I said I’m getting divorced too! The women quickly decided we needed to have a prayer circle. In the Circle K!! I had never experienced this so I went along to see what would happen. We held hands, next to the chips, and one woman started praying for us during this difficult time. I was peeking around to see their expressions and especially when a man walked in. Apparently this is thing he saw often because he didn’t bat an eye at 3 women holding hands next to the chips in a Circle K praying! 😂 Welcome to Alabama!

[stephaneenos]

A true Christian comedian!!! I love you man.

[lp]

This guy proves you don’t have to be nasty to be funny.

[Jimmy_in_Mexico]

Dude, you're ruthless with that woman. I think the best one was when you said "I don't even want you all up there"😂

[cwwa]

"I didn't even want yall up there" LOL I laughed so hard!!

[im_not_meg.]

"widows, orphans, missionaries, mAlI wAnTs To WaTcH pAw PaTrOl" 💀💀💀💀💀

[mrprikilik]

The "I didnt even want you all up there" got me good!

[anneshirleyduncan]

I asked a visiting pastor after church was over to pray with me that I get married. He said I AIN'T PRAYING FOR THAT EXTREMELY LOUD! I was so embarrassed and humiliated, I stopped asking people to pray with me and for me. Except I was really bad sick or having surgery. I ask my Facebook friends to pray for me. Now, I'm glad that he did that. I go to God for myself now.

[racheljones]

We have a prayer board at our church and my 9 year old daughter has been really into reptiles and amphibians lately. So one day we were at church and I saw her writing on a card to put on the prayer board and I went to go check later to see what she wrote and it said "I pray for more snakes in my yard." 😵‍💫

[eddiegutierrez]

This dude by far has become my favorite comedian. God bless him. 😂

[sergeantchick]

Dude’s just naturally funny 😂. Love this guy.

[ajokeosu]

On this gorgeous day, let us illuminate the world with acts of kindness and expressions of love.