Jokes about being your Mormon parents’ worst nightmare #exmormon #lds #christian

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[christinavanbeek]

"While I was wearing a tanktop" is like the cherry on top lmao

[pamelaleannefreeland]

“…while I was wearing a tank top.” 💜💀 Should have thrown in having a tattoo and a black Catholic best friend and really make them cry. 🤣

[madeleineclark]

I used to have dreams about my future miserable self who had left the church and lived in a trailer, and you could tell I was not Mormon in my dreams because I was wearing a wife beater and smoking

[robinsaxophone]

The tank top is just over the top. Figuratively and literally

[Spawn]

This is my Mormon mom…. She jumps to the craziest conclusions 🤣

[funkyfreshtx]

all of the things that you mentioned are a slippery slope to hell and it is all because you were wearing a tank top. See how garments can protect you from a sure fire one-way trip to hell?!😂

[nunyerbidness]

When my dragon lady Mormon great-aunt came to "socialize" (proselytize) one of many Sundays, my mom served decaf and coffee cake. Deliberately. Mom insisted it could not be sinfull as there was no caffiene in the coffee and no coffee in the cake. Antje refused the coffee outright then carefully read the ingredients of the coffee cake before declaring she would still have to ask the Bishop.

[Phoenix]

If I hadn't been raised a JW I would think you _must_ be exaggerating! (exJW, exMo, similar stories, trauma).

[autumnrain]

You give me hope that my niece will get out of the church. She is going on a mission. Help!

[bombdotcom]

"While I was wearing a tank top-" That's the worst part of it XDD

[patriciarossman]

'while I was wearing a tank top.' Love you, girl!

[SaltyWitch]

I’m running low, thanks for the reminder.

[killhannaah]

Ik vind het zo super dat je deze filmpjes maakt!! De Waarheid maakt vrij. Dat is wat de wereld moet horen! 🎉❤

[msali]

Hahahaha! Oh my goodness, thanks for a real belly laugh!😂

[scoopydaniels]

I love that of all the things you said at the end the most scandalous one was while wearing a tank top

[kt]

It’s a good thing you are teaching your family how to have a sense of humor.

[parkviewmo]

This is my favorite of all your posts! That tank top!

[MrGenejudson]

As an elixir to recover from a blackout weekend bender

[derekhasabrain]

I’m an exmo, 22, still living with my Mormon parents. I do not have enough confidence or disdain for my parents and the church to do this…yet. One day I’ll be totally fine with ruining my parents lives and emotions but I have too much empathy rn. Empathy, strangely enough, is turning out to be a weakness for me right now