Bust Your Knee Caps (Johnny Don't Leave Me) - Pomplamoose

Lyrics:
Jonny don't leave me,
You said you'd love me forever.
Honey believe me,
I'll have your heart on a platter.

Might you recall,
We've got a small family business
And the Family won't like this.

They'll bust your knee caps.
Ooh wop de do wop de do.
They'll bust your knee caps.
Ooh wop de do wop de do.

Jonny you told me
you were no fool, you were no chump
Then you got cold feet.
Now all you'll be is a speed bump.

It's something we call,
Oh just a small family business.
And the family won't like this.

They'll bust your knee caps.
Ooh wop de do wop de do.
They'll bust your knee caps.
That's what they're going to do.

Jonny there's still time.
Together I know, we'd go so far.
I'll tell uncle Rocco
to call off the guys with the crowbars.

You call it crime.
We call it smart family business.
And the family is famous.

LET'S BUST SOME KNEE CAPS!!

It's such a shame
That you became such an issue.
Oh dear Jonny, I'll miss you.

They'll bust your knee caps.
That's what they're going to do.
They'll bust your knee caps.
Probably some other stuff, too.

They'll bust your knee caps.
Ooh wop de do wop de do.
They'll bust your knee caps.
Ooh yeah they're coming for you.

[taliacavanagh]

I love the innocence in this terrifying song

[Carliii-li]

I like how serious she looks in the camera when she says "they'll bust your kneecaps"

[Monicachubby]

As someone who has had their kneecaps busted, I can confirm that it hurts like hell; so do not leave her, Johnny. Hang in there, champ.

[btperkins]

This really needs to get picked up by a movie or TV series. A song like this can really add a lot to a good plot.

[mimikyuee]

Her voice is so fitting for this song and the way she sings it it’s just perfect I-

[MaxLohMusic]

2:03 tell me that isn't the most adorable smile you've ever seen someone do while saying "bust your kneecaps"

[hanna.e.m]

When I listen to this song I just want to write a whole musical about a mafia family.

[rroechan]

i think the wildest but also most fun way to listen to this song is knowing
1. the guy and the girl in the vid are happily wedded (kinda obvious, good for them)
2. the guy produces his own music with his own singing! my favourites from him are Kitchen Fork and Bloody Nose
3. the guy is the CEO of Patreon

[nxc]

Johnny’s knee caps: exist

Small family business: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

[AdityaGupta-jevh]

This is the type of song which a family enjoys together before a brutally horror scene.

[breadfordinnerbestie]

"Now all you'll be is a speed bump" is a WILD line
i love it

[mateifratila]

Her voice is golden, but the dude... Talk about multi-talent!

[rumilus]

Every time I listen to this, I get a strange feeling. It's like a memory but not.

[kiea]

The duolingo owl when I replace him with a real language teacher

[SCRUBBRZ]

THE FACT THIS IS 13 YEARS AGO...ITS STILL SO ADDICTING TO LISTEN TO IM INLOVE!! AAHH!!

[dramaticvirghoe]

This song has such a nostalgic feel idk why

[seventeez]

i can't believe this was written so long ago AND NO ONE IS SCREAMING ABOUT IT ENOUGH UGH

[thedestroyer]

I just like to think that the guy who yelled "LET'S BUST SOME KNEE CAPS!" Is actually Uncle Rocco

[trempe]

Listening to this during kneecap dislocation recovery is really the best

[buffalosauce_]

This is what happened to Johnny after he lied about the sugar