Hercules - Gospel Truth [HD]

I loooove the muses.

We are the muses.
Goddesses of the arts
and proclaimers of heroes.
Heroes like Hercules.
Honey, you mean Hunkules!
I'd like to make some sweet music of it
Our story actually begins long before Hercules
Many Aeons ago ...

Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok

It was a nasty place
There was a mess
whereever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped
chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax

And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth

On Mt. Olympus life was neat and
Smooth as sweet vermough
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth

[TheRealAmericanMan]

"Hurricanes are ravaging the southern United States and fires are tearing across California..." "AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!"

[maddrawer]

"And then along came zeus" needs to be a meme

[danielfaust]

"And along came Zeus"
**women running and screaming**

[KellyCalKelsey]

fertile female: **exists**
Greek mythology: 0:47

[Jake-qcmj]

0:47 when gym teacher join your dodgeball team.

[H.r]

Every woman in Greek Mythology: Lives peacefully
All Greek mythology: 0:46

[nostop]

“STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DONT HAVE THE BAL-“

0:47

[arachred]

"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS"

we all listen for that line

[apollogodofthesun]

Imagine how it feels to listen to a bunch of your ex's singing about how great your father is.

[cynderstahli]

...And Hercules lived happily ever after.... AND THEN ALONG CAME HERA.

[aningen]

Gigantic brutes called titans ran a mock *eren screaming in the background*

[Omnywrench]

Greek mythology in a nutshell:

Once upon a time, no-one was being raped.

♫ AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS ♫

[beowulfmacbethson]

I really need to rewatch Hercules. There's so much meme material.

"Along came Zeus" is still by far the best one.

[apolatyne_decova]

Greek Titans: "We are the guardians of this realm, we shall protect all those tha-"
*_AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS_*

[metal_]

Villain in movie: shows himself
The background: 0:47

[tiger-chan]

For everyone bitching about the movie being far from Greek mythology keep in mind that this is DISNEY. This movie is for KIDS. I myself love Greek mythology but I am not triggered just because Disney like always is trying to be kid friendly. Kids don't need to know about Zeus raping everybody and all the other disturbing details.

[SrsBismuth]

“Good god, 2020 can’t get any worse!”
August: 0:47

[meepersxd]

Imagine Hercules and Thor meeting
“Yeah, I’m the god of thunder and lightning”

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

[sus_stick]

This has to be one of *THE MOST* iconic openings to a movie.

[glados]

Someone in a movie: this can't get worse
0:47