iPad kids are evolving

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[CatManReal]

I find it funny how parents will essentially encourage this behaviour and then get mad when their children abuse it.

[LexiKReal]

That adoption center lookin' mighty fine today

[Wkyyukir-gcyt]

You know, it’s never too late for adoption
-Krekraft

[RedGlareX]

“iPad kids are evolving”❌
“iPad kids are devolving” ✅

[ElkiaStellar]

''My child is an Ipad kid!!'' My brother in Christ, you gave him the Ipad.

[AmiNecofich]

Performing a dropkick is a high-risk maneuver and should only be attempted by trained professionals in a controlled environment like a wrestling ring. However, here's an overview of the technique:

1. **Preparation:**
- Stand a few feet away from your target.
- Bend your knees slightly, preparing to jump.

2. **Jump:**
- Leap into the air with both legs together, aiming to reach a height where your feet can make contact with the upper body of your opponent.

3. **Kick:**
- As you reach the peak of your jump, extend both legs out in front of you.
- Aim to make contact with your opponent’s chest or upper body with the soles of your feet.
- Keep your arms close to your sides or extended backward for Balance

4. **Landing:**
- After making contact, immediately tuck your legs back in and prepare for the fall.
- Land on your side or back, rolling through to absorb the impact.

[adn]

People:Ipad kids is so disrespectful
Ipad Kids:

[Jfandj]

Nah straight to the adoption center for this one

[Stratogis]

You know, as a kid, I also got unrestricted internet access, but I wasn’t an asshole about it.

[FELIX_IS_A_DUMPLING]

Bro really needs an Arab mom and an Asian dad💀

[XXZONAMULTIPSXX]

Now i understand why bullying was created

[Tengu_nd]

You will know how this comment blew up
👇🏻

[icewallowcome]

*CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON*

Hanger: (BUFFED)
+80 Damage
+60 Attack speed
Passive - 20% of Critical damage on first hit

Dad's belt: (NERFED AGAIN)
+75 Damage
+30 Attack Speed
+50% Critical chance
Active - Activate the metal holder that deals 120% Damage in 4 seconds
Passive - Inflicts BLEEDING for 8 seconds on a first hit

Mother's Broom: (BUFFED)
+120 Damage
+60 Armor Penetration
Passive - By hitting the child reduce the armor up to 70% And inflicts MARK debuff per 5th hit

Mother's Slipper: (NERFED)
+30 Damage
+70 Attack speed
+59% Critical chance
Passive - Increases Attack speed overtime when hitting, also inflicts slowness and Stun when thrown at child

Update 1.0.1
NEW ITEM:

Dad's Punch: (BUFFED)
+170 Damage
+20 Attack Speed

Active - Performs a SUPERMAN PUNCH inflicts 3 seconds Stun
Passive - Gains boost and 5x Damage multiplier on a successful SUPERMAN PUNCH hit

MOM'S SLAP: (BUFFED)

+135 Damage
+20 Attack Speed
Passive: Stuns the enemy for 2 seconds and reduces their morale, decreasing their damage output by 20% for 5 seconds.

WOODEN SPOON: (BUFFED)

+85 Damage
+50 Attack Speed
Passive: Inflicts 10 seconds of "Regret" reducing enemy damage by 25%. Has a 15% chance to bypass armor entirely.

MOM And DAD EYE:
+0 Damage (It's all in the look!)
+1000 Fear Factor
Passive: Causes the enemy to freeze in place for 3 seconds, with a 50% chance to flee the battle.


Update 1.0.2
NEW ITEM:

DAD'S ELECTRICAL CORD: (BUFFED)
+110 Damage
+30 Attack Speed
Passive: Each strike has a 70% chance to electrocute the child, dealing 5% of their max HP as additional damage over 3 seconds.

MOTHER'S WOODEN WHIP: (NERFED)
+90 Damage
+25 Attack Speed
Passive: Each hit leaves a mark, increasing damage received by the enemy by 10% for the next 5 hits.

ADOPTION PAPERS
Damage: 0
Emotional Damage: INF
Active: Disown the Child, instantly removing them from the family and sending them to a random location.
Passive: The child loses all buffs from their parents. Additionally Inflicts Buff block for the rest of his life


Update 1.0.3
NEW ITEM:

GRANDMA'S CHANCLA (FLIP-FLOP):
+75 Damage
+50 Accuracy
Passive: Homing effect; never misses, even around corners. Deals an extra 35% damage when thrown.

DAD’S NEWSPAPER ROLL:
+85 Damage
+20 Attack Speed
Passive: Reduces child defense by 20% for 5 seconds, with a 10% chance of causing confusion due to sudden surprise hits.

OLDER BROTHER'S PUNCHES OF DESPAIR:
+130 Damage
+50 Attack Speed
Passive: Each punch increase child's despair, reducing their damage output by 10% for 4 seconds and making them question their life choices.

GRANDPA'S WALKING CANE:
+75 Damage
+10 Attack Speed
Passive: Has a 15% chance to trip the child, stunning them for 1 second and complaining about "the good old days."

AUNTIE'S ROLLING PIN:
+95 Damage
+20 Attack Speed
Passive: Each hit has a 40% chance to stun the child for 1.5 seconds, with a side effect of reducing their evasion by 25% due to ‘guilt trip.’

UPDATE 1.0.4
NEW ITEMS

FATHER’S HEAD BACKSLAP:
+100 Damage
+10 Attack Speed
Passive: Each slap has a 50% chance to disorient the child, Increasing Depression and Decreasing confidence by 20% for 3 seconds. Additionally, leaves a “whisper” effect, lowering their morale by 15%.

OLDER SISTER’S HAIRBRUSH:
+85 Damage
+30 Attack Speed
Passive: Each hit has a 25% chance to “tangle” the child's hair, reducing their evasion by 15% and increasing the chance of being hit by subsequent attacks for 4 seconds.

Update 1.0.5
NEW ITEMS

ALCOHOLIC DAD’S SHATTERED BOTTLE: (NERFED)
+120 Damage
+40 Attack Speed
Passive: On the first hit, the bottle shatters, inflicting a BLEEDING effect that deals 5 of max HP as damage over 7 seconds. The bleeding effect reduces healing effectiveness by 50%.

OLDER COUSIN’S RKO:
+150 Damage
+35 Attack Speed
+30% Critical Chance
Passive: A surprise attack that deals double damage when performed from behind. Each RKO has a 50% chance to knock out the enemy for 3 seconds due to shock and despair.


GRANDPAPPY’S WW2 M1 GARAND GUNSTOCK ATTACK: (REMOVED)
+130 Damage
+25 Knockback
Passive: Has a 60% chance to disorient the enemy and a 20% chance to cause a “concussion, ” reducing enemy’s attack speed and accuracy by 30% for 6 seconds.

Update 1.0.6
NEW ITEMS:

GRANDFATHER’S 1800s WHIP:
+140 Damage
+15 Attack Speed
Passive: Each crack of the whip has a 50% chance to inflict “lash marks, ” causing the enemy to take an additional 15% damage over 4 seconds. Enemies hit by the whip are also slowed by 20% due to fear and pain.

FATHER’S SUPERKICK:
+140 Damage
+50 Knockback
Passive: Gains a 50% chance to critically hit if the enemy is stunned or caught off guard, with a chance to knock them down, rendering them unable to act for 2 seconds.

STEPMOM’S NAGGING:
0 Damage
+10000 Mental Damage
Passive: Releases a verbal barrage that Increases "Irritation" by 30% and inflicts “mental fatigue, ” reducing their damage output by 20% for 5 seconds. Critical effect includes temporary paralysis from the sheer guilt.

NEW UPDATE 1.0.7

MOTHER'S CLAYMORE STICK:

+10 Damage
+110 Attack Speed
Active - Each Hit Increases attack speed up to 50% but suffers tiredness debuff.
Passive - Each swing has a 40% chance to inflict “HEAVY BLEEDING” dealing continuous damage over time and reducing the Childs attack speed by 15% for 4 seconds. Critical hits cause the child to stagger

"YOU'RE GROUNDED":

0 Damage
+10000 Emotional damage
Active - Restricts the childs movement and use of gadgets for 7 months, simulating a grounding effect. Child suffer a “disciplinary debuff, ” reducing their overall confidence and Increases Depression by up to 50%
Passive: Each time activated, it has a 10% chance to extend the grounding effect by 2 seconds due to “extended punishment.

FATHER'S GIANT ROCK:

+200 Damage
+60 Knockback
Passive- Each hit causes massive knockback with a 50% chance to stun the child due to sheer impact. Critical hits have a 20% chance to inflict “crushed spirit, ” reducing the enemy’s defense by 30% for the next 5 seconds.
Active - When thrown, it deals double damage but takes longer to retrieve, simulating the heavy weight and effort needed.

[Callmekiroever]

As a kid who has unlimited internet access. I'm glad i was naturally At least smart enough to know not to pull shit like this

[johnnyvillarreal]

Lil timmy Santa won’t give you presents if you act like that 💀

[UnrelatedLanternMouse]

Get your kid addicted then record him💀 Parent of the year

[MrGrimm-gymu]

"Mom, did my dad died in a war or got killed in a drive-by?"
"Nah, he just disowned your ass."

[notjacobthespartangaming]

5 seconds later
son: where am i
Random girl: adoption center sweetheart

[SoulShifterShorts]

The boy's father: Wow, I'm going to buy cigarettes!

[Bald_Bascs]

Adoption center be sounding like a fun place 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥