'ARRIVED EARLY' 😱🤣 JIMMY CARR #shorts

Jimmy Carr: The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits (2019) Netflix

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[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

Awwww, that was weirdly wholesome of him.

[jay_vng]

Jimmy’s delivery is just impeccable. He’s so good

[himalilycp]

💂🏻‍♂️"Almost. Almost. Almost.
There we are."

💂🏻‍♀️"Well done."

[Waterpassion]

That's just a compliment for us. 😂😂😂 We're just that good at times. 🤣🤣❤️❤️😏

[amygerstle]

Sassy and funny🤣🤣🤣 His expressions 😂😂😂

[MrChavaIV]

That is better than not arising for the occasion!

[xnulo]

- Babe, are you close?😩

- Yeah, ive almost arrived…

[grimreaper]

She's too Gorgeous you just couldn't hold your horses

[Devestatix]

It's just an unfortunate cumpliment

[st_duallist]

"maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation"
"yeah...does it look like im suffering?....those aren't tears on your belly...."

[gabriel]

Thanks bud...we all needed your support 😂

[boundarysentinel]

Outstanding joke and delivery, this man is a gem, (love him or hate him)

[shaunsmith]

Sometimes, being efficient is a bad thing 😂

[MrJ-royr]

"Oh, steady on now, oh, oh, oh crumbs. I appear to have arrived early"

[siegfriedkleinmartins]

Can someone agree with me that Jim looks like a ventriloque's puppet ??
Greetings from Brasil

[jackwaycombe]

Any partner hot enough to consistently make you 'arrive early' is definitely a keeper.

[Onatyrade]

I have to give myself a heart attack to arrive at all

[shadowhunter]

doesn't that imply that she's too good!?

[kevinyoung]

And then she said, "It used to happen to me too before my op." 😊

[hamster]

I think I only found out this last month or so he’s straight. 😂 So just the “my girlfriend” has my brain going “err oh? what?”