Obviously Shady NPCs in Skyrim #shorts #skyrim

The Shady NPCs in Skyrim wouldn't know subtlety if it smacked them in the face.

[shaadd]

Yo.. if Skyrim was an Netflix adaptation😂😂

[jacobholmquist]

Nobody: … Jaree Ra: so basically you’re gonna kill an entire ship full of people-

[mazon]

"Hey you! I can tell that you don't get to the Cloud District very often."

[christopheredwards]

Jaree-Ra Vibes right there
"It would be an unfortunate accident, if the lighthouse were to... Stop working."

[gumdropbuttons]

The best part is that other npcs will call them out for their shadyness, and do nothing to report them.

[XcaliburKurosaki]

"I'm not interested in doing any crimes *TODAY*."

[cryofever]

"Crime? Nooo, you're just going to borrow the solid gold Dibella statue and hand it over to me for half the money I'll get from selling it."

[reversemanjr]

To be fair, Anthrax isn't illegal in Skyrim.

[ezioauditore]

Cant trust nobody in Riften bro. They all be snakin' 💀

[jonquilgemstone]

Eventually they repeat the offer so many times as you walk past them, either the curiosity gets to you or you just want them to shut up 😆

[adamniehaus]

"Just deliver this note laced in anthrax babeyyyy" lmfao

[Trephining]

Jaree-Ra is probably the best example of this, between what he actually wants the Dragonborn to do and what he says and how he responds to the player. Classic.

[Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF]

“Don’t say it…”
“…”
“Don’t you dare say it!”
“…A NEW HAND-“

[brunovega]

I need a skyrim npc to say "woah baby chill" in that exact tone of voice.

[Beregond]

"I've got a little work if you're interested, traveler...




























You should see me when you get bored, stranger."

[SchizmKing]

"Never done a honest day's work for all that coin you're carrying, aye lad?"

"Sir can I take your order or not?'

[Qmoneystudious]

Doing the dawnguard, quest line and you spot a “traveler” in the middle of every fast travel area

[dvdjkaufmn]

This is like the people I was friends with as a teenager. "It's not illegal. I swear."

[tuachixiong]

"You looking to make some _easy_ coin?"

"Yeah, but for the cost of taking my time off from completing this Merida Beacon quest, I'm gonna need all of your stuff."

[Ooffoop]

Me with Brynolf and the Argoian in solitude

Seriously every time I go to Riften I’m accosted by him says “So you finally come to your senses, ready to make some coin”

And all I think is “you’ll know when I’ve come to my senses when me and Mjoll show up in the rataway and start swinging