AsmonGold absorbs McDonalds

[DJReferee]

I must be having a schizo moment because I just heard baldy say he’s drinking water

[ogkennyp]

Ive literally never seen this dude without a 30 oz soda by his side "all I drink is water" 😂😂😂😂😂

[asdfasdf]

His kidneys must be fucking rocks at this point lmao his body would explode if he ate an orange

[humbertogarcia]

Asmon: Eats nuggets

Observes trains

[nickrob]

The response to your dessert request had me cracking up 😭😂🤣 “… … yes”

[ugy]

At least he isn't one of those who calls them nuggies.

[Addy]

That’s why he’s built like a mc nugget

[kastielangel]

This guys will be dysfunctional without WoW

[technetium]

It's a miracle of the gods that asmon is still alive, he has the diet of a 12 year old, with no paruntal supervision, which i guess he pretty much is

[Brendito]

Asmon wouldn’t recognize water even if he was flying over the Atlantic Ocean

[jackslater]

Dude is going to have a stroke by the time he's 40. McNuggets, Totino's pizza and no exercise. Yeesh.

[bradr]

His body rejects water like it’s poison unless it’s mixed with HFCS

[charleswinchester]

We don't eat here we absorb
-Asmon

[CallMeGatchaJoe]

To be fair, Mcnuggets have gotten slightly healthier over the years lol.

[Witters_]

Bro survives on nothing but full sugar Dr Pepper, Steak, Potato, Pizza, Jerky, Chocolate, Cake, Ice cream sandwiches & drive thru's. It's the diet of an 8 year old with money.

[Alex-lqrk]

I don’t eat anything unhealthy. I eat McNuggets

[Tomato]

Asmons idea of unhealthy and weird is a salad and chicken breast.

[jace]

Them being completely comfortable makes me slightly uncomfortable

[josef]

he's prob a lot more healthy than the average person in america

[nickynjayplays]

There's so many options for good food and people just choose McDonald's 😭