Personal Diary | Stand Up Comedy by Urooj Ashfaq

This is a bit from my show "Oh No!" for which I won Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards, it is formerly called the Perrier which is fancy and I like to call it that.
I am sharing this info with you because my therapist said it is okay to be proud of my achievements.

I am also on tour with my NEW SHOW - "Its Funny To Me" in 2025, on a World tour (whichever part of the world will have me) here is a link to check when im in your city:-
I hope I see you there ^.^

Shot & edited by: Karan Asnani
Live Production : Pradeep Bhai & Team Underground
Camera & Lighting Dept:
Anjay Madhan
Ayushman Bandhyopadhyay
Md. Haroon
Sunil
Post Production by: Myoho Films
Associate Editor: Karan Kundnani
Sound Mix & Master: Sreejith Menon

FOLLOW ME SO I CAN FEED MY FAMILY:

[devagarwal]

Fun fact: in our school, batch shuffling happened every year. But only for girls. There were 5 sections, 1 for boys and 4 for girls. The girls' sections got shuffled, but ours didn't. So I have been all in the same section throught school. All the way from Prep-D, to 10-D. You're right. It stands for dumb.

[septarap]

Good comedians nowadays are like endangered species. You never know they'll extinct under the pressure from "Great leaders." So, my humble request to anyone who can: Save this rocking girl at all costs!

[ishaniirr]

dear diary,
i'm in love with urooj. she makes my heart sing.
U-unbeatable
R-rocking
O-outstanding
O- one-of-a-kind
J-jaw dropping

XOXO me (mwah mwah)

[teumeato]

The Luxury to have those proper diaries back in those days,
I used to plan and plot to buy an extra notebook and just use that as a personal diary secretly.

[anishaxd]

This one is my most favourite standup set of yours. LOVE IT.

[PJ-zgmv]

I was just remembering your cab vali comedy.. And your video just popped up.. As always too funny..
You are greattt!! ❤❤

[GulzarBanuSayyed]

The way you are adjusting the mic urooj without anybody noticing it, shows how good are you at what you do...
❤❤..I loved this set...❤❤

[lisonthekeys]

This made me open my diary. After reading what 10 year old me wrote, I am overwhelmed with emotions. Thankyou Urooj

[yamini_rawat]

i have my jee exam tmrw and here i am 🤡

edit: thanks yall for your wishes and to everyone who said mera kucch nahi hoga, hahah jokes on you cuz i already knew that
btw tbh paper accha hi gaya hai

edit2: idk if anyone is interested, but i got 97.64%ile

[TheDebu]

I'm a simple human. I see Urooj has dropped a new video. I watch the new video immediately

[amishamishra]

i found you today and within a second i know its going to be forever. you have nailed this art . loved every once of it.🥰

[besteditz]

Dear Urooj,
THIS IS TOOO GOOD!! I must say I was having a rough day tonight and this video of yours 'almost' made me fell better again. Also I loved this bit more than the last one (which don't get me wrong was great as well, but this was I think a bit more my type of humor if you could call it that(?)) and I can't wait to see the next one!! Lovely!!
XOXO Peace, Soohum.


P.s. I guess I yapped too much and I'm not even sure if she'll read this, but whatevs.

[nivinak]

Dear Urooj,
You're phenomenal, the best for me; I remember your aspirations from a small conversation 8 years ago; you've kept at it, evolved, and been pristine each day. Keep going. Blessings

[luckysingh]

The way she delivers each dialogue makes joke funnier than it actually is.

[mahbiesrahman]

The one guy who laughed at 12:30 stole my heart 😂😂😂

[KuchVi-vxwu]

So much guts. Girl's reading her diary.

[taniyamerchant]

I love how naturally you're funny, not a lot can make ppl laugh like that and I really appreciate it, I hope you like my message 😂 and keep posting

[advait]

UROOJ IS HERE TO MAKE MY DAY YET AGAIN ! <3

[VishalTalpada]

Hadn’t slept in over 35hrs and had a really bad headache, thank you for making me laugh and forget about the pain!

[utkarshsrivastava]

Saw this show live in Delhi. What an amazing performer. Mixing psychology and humour is an art