Best Location For EVERY BUSINESS In GTA Online!

Today I go over the best locations for each business in GTA Online!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[k_ehm]

Me using the free properties that are in the worst spots

[onerustydatsun]

I agree with most of your choices, as a grinder it’s very important to have your businesses close together. I centered most of my major businesses around Del Perro whenever it was possible, because who doesn’t love the beach?

[PlasmaUwU]

Only annoying thing is that you lose ALL your upgrades if you switch locations. I’m fine with only getting 60% back off the purchase price but spending multiple millions again on upgrades is tough…

[commonsense-oggz]

a few things to mention:

1. the la-Puerta vehicle warehouse is the better, because most high dollar sell missions tend to be in the vineyard area, there is a large open space to land cargo bobs in front of the building, and the freeway entry and exit are right there.

2. the route 68 facility is also a good location, due to the personal aircraft spawn being right there, being near the 3 bigger sandy shores mc businesses, and its geographically central location.

3. if you buy an mc business in the city, then the bonus money sell runs will be in country; as opposed to country based businesses, which sell in the city. there are 2 reasons why getting businesses in the city can be important. if you sell in a populated lobby, then long distance sell missions mean your product is moving away from griefers, as opposed to towards the griefers. for the second reason, the steal missions tend to be in areas near the city. so, if you're a new player with the intention of starting the game for the first time, you will want to steal the supplies to maximize your profit, up until you get more businesses to work with.

4. having the document office for the nightclub is important, despite what was said here. there is a sale bonus for selling orders, and it also keeps workers busy, when other fields are a mix of full and empty.

[crimsoncarnotaurus]

Because I use helicopters a lot in source missions and the Cargobob for delivering spare parts, I believe that the Smoke Tree Hill is the best location strategically because it is next to the Sandy Shores airfield and is also right next to the highway like the Farmhouse bunker so that gives it a logistic advantage.

[MILESY_DJ]

In my opinion, the Great Chaparral Clubhouse is the best reason firstly reason being it is free, secondly it is in the middle of the map and if you have purchased most MC businesses in Grand Senora you can easily spawn at your clubhouse next to ur businesses, just my opinion, thanks Harmnone for the banger ❤️🙏

[Stag]

Totally agree with your statements about Arcadius Business Center, however I think most people only buy the Maze Bank Tower for the show factor.

[sirrumble]

FYI the Zamcudo hangar on the left lets you spawn a car or motorcycle. The other two put them outside the base.

[NoahTheDumbDumb]

7:55 bro got the Bloon TD battle music💀

[lli]

I think so long as all your properties are clustered together it doesn’t really matter. Central is better for sure, but by that argument, everything in Vinewood is best. If it isn’t awkward to get to, and it’s nearby, it’s a winner imo.

[crimsoncarnotaurus]

With the Auto Shop I think the most expensive one is the best because of the ten car garage between it and the arcade because you can use it to store weaponised and armoured vehicles to go in and get for most contracts but any Auto Shop in close proximity to at least a 6 car garage property or apartment is viable for this.

[mmx]

The Raton Canyon bunker is a little out of the way but has a severely underrated backdrop, the train often passes by on the elevated bridge when you enter by helicopter and w/ a nice sunset 👏

[SmartiesSniffer]

I had all the free properties and it was such a satisfying feeling being able to purchase and fully upgrade new/better locations

[alswearengine]

3499 is the best Hangar. Your land vehicles or Oppressor spawn right outside, and you have your own runway leading to the door.

[mrs]

For those interested as a base price of all the businesses HN recommended it comes to a total of $38, 136, 000 that's before the price of any upgrades and extras you want :)

[Lord_Vader_FL]

Omg I was just thinking about this was going to figure this out the other day but I couldn't because I have been working 15-hour days. Man bro if you're not number one GTA YouTube channel you will be very soon.

Your voice is perfect your personality is great you're going to go to the top your humor is funny too but not gross or to over the top very subtle always in a light-hearted way. Great work.

[POTNomad]

I generally have most of my Business around the Vespucci/Del Perro area .. it’s gives good vibes in a city of chaos lmao 🤷🏻‍♂️🌅

[IAmNumber]

Pro tip: If you buy the Murietta Heights location for both the vehicle cargo business and the chop shop, they are both right next to each other and in the same complex.

Between VC missions you can do a tow truck mission. It’s great.

[JoseGonzalez-eikb]

Hangar 3499 at Fort Zancudo is the best, because your personal vehicle spawns closer to you when you request it

[guardedconor]

i personally try to have everything in 1 spot and vespucci is pretty good for that since it has a ceo office, nightclub, arcade, cocaine lockup, apartment and an agency pretty close by