Best HFY Reddit Stories: The First Step (r/HFY)

The longest journey starts with a single step...

An original story written, and granted permission to narrate by u/LgFatherAnthrocite

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[NDWRDS]

You forgot the most dangerous phases known to man "ahh fuck it" or "hold my beverage"

[RexMK-]

Aliens: NOOO. YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A SPACE CRAFT OUT OF ALUMINUN FOIL AND METAL AND USE A WEAPON OF WAR AS A ENGINE, THERE ARE HUNDRES OF PROCEDURES AND OPERATIONS REQUER-

Humans: FUCK IT! The math says there is a 60% chance of success so, space rocket go BRRRR

[kyriss]

I think he’s confused indifference with batshit insanity.

[alextheawesomeable]

human 1:
Billy: WHAT?
human 1: DOES THE ROCKET SHIP THING WORK?
Billy: FUCK IF I KNOW ALL I KNOW IT FLIES
human 1: FUCK IT. STUFF SOME DUDES IN THERE AND SEND THEM TO THE MOON

[unpronouncable]

For HFY this was surprisingly beautiful.

[skyrere]

just a helpful pronunciation guide... Allegory + Al-Eh-Gory. :)
I love these. Keep up the good work.
You put wonderful emotion into each reading!

[chenlee]

Let’s not forget:

Yolo
Hold my beer
To Boldly Go Where No One Was Crazy Enough To Go Before

[redeye]

Those weren’t the first words if you watch the actual video. Still cool story.

[Wilkidw]

That's the good stuff. Let's see more like it.

[tzortzinis]

love these little inspirational ones that arent all, humans smash, humans op.

[noahkleugh]

The phrase on the moon was supposed to be, "One small step for _A_ man, one giant leap for mankind." The voice-activated microphone cut the word A from the transmission.

[rust]

Day one for requesting for: "First contact by Ralts Bloodthorne"

[viridityone]

Day four of requesting: humans don't make good pets.

[tannpirk]

requesting: humans don't make good pets