Explaining the Chaotic Disaster of MADAME WEB

Madame Web is a disaster, but it's MY beautiful disaster - come along on my journey of the goofy, Dakota Johnson interviews, Sydney Sweeney with the classic 2003 romcom glow up and more ADR audio than you can handle from this latest Sony NOT Spider-Verse instalment

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[langleymneely]

Dakota Johnson firing her representation and jumping agencies the same day the one and only trailer released says so much!

[michaelnoonang]

Some people don’t remember the movie World War Z when Brad Pitt used the noise from a Pepsi vending machine to lure all the zombies to be blown up and thus saving the world, all while he drank a refreshing can of Pepsi in slow motion, and it shows

[pyretta]

How is it 2024 and these people still don't get that the antagonist needs to be just as substantial as the protagonist? If the villain sucks, odds are the story does too.

[hi_there]

"take on the responsibility and great power will come" is giving a student being told to rewrite the answer in their own words

[AaronLockman]

Dakota Johnson both looks and acts like she does not believe a single word that has ever come out of her mouth

[icedcapplord]

"I'm tired of you, and your riddles, and your lessons, and your SUPREME arrogance! Don't you ever, EVER enter my life again. Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME!?" - Peter Parker to Cassandra Webb, 1996

[intern_dana]

complaints about her 90's wardrobe crack me up because it was *2003;* not only had that decade *just* ended, most adults don't renew their whole wardrobes that often. especially then when clothes actually lasted longer than a year

(i say as if i wasn't 5 in 2003 lol)

[girostade]

you know what's funny ? I didn't even pick up on the fact the that Ben was Ben Parker, the Ben Parker, I thought it was just a reference to his role in parc and rec... ahhahahahaa

[davidgonzales]

I saw the movie. When Cassie goes to the Amazon, out of that vast expanse of jungle, within seconds she finds the precise location where her mother's thirty-year-old photograph was taken.

[Lex_brooke]

"Her powers let her see the future" y'know, like spiders do

[erikdanielsn]

Madame Web is genuinely the most fun I’ve had at a movie in YEARS. It was so awful, but I had the absolute time of my life watching it. I felt like I reached bad movie enightenment while watching it

[gwengrasso]

I have no idea why they chose to make a Madam Web movie when they have the rights to SILK, a much more popular and interesting character that can stand independently from Spider-Man

[tuckershuff]

I can see this movie turning into this generation's 'Catwoman 2004'. Just something so infamous for being so dang bad that it lasts forever.

[eponymouselias]

I need Dakota Johnson and Robert Pattinson in a shitty campy movie so badly. Ideally a urban fantasy romcom where Dakota plays a vampire and Robert plays a psychic xD

[lynpotter]

The biggest surprise for me is that the people who wrote Morbius were given another chance.

[ladygaygay]

Dakota Johnson’s trifecta of enemies: limes, Ellen DeGeneres, and whoever told her to sign up for this movie

[justwonder]

I only watched Spiderman occasionally as a kid but Madame Web's appearances were always enigmatic and fun. I wish they had the guts to make her an actual old lady, say, living in a home, struggling with her deteriorating health and escaping into her mind where she can make a difference. That would've been a less badass but more interesting story.

[morgankw]

There has to be a bubble forming. These movies keep getting phoned in, and keep bombing, and either the execs are this clueless, or there is some serious chicanery going on behind the scenes. It sucks, because if the other shoe drops, a lot of regular people will lose their jobs.

[JayJay-]

As a New Yorker, if a man in a suit but no shoes was in the same train car as me I would probably just ignore them. It’s not really something to be alarmed by.

[chelktty]

My favorite part was when she flew to Peru, took a bus to the exact secluded spot in the rain forest where her mom found the most elusive spider in the world and wandered around for 5 minutes when the magic spider tribe dude just suddenly shows up.