Apple Intelligence Is Terrible At... Intelligence?

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Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats and dog and child.

[A-a-RonB]

The irony that YouTube added a “you are not alone” box with mental health resources because it misinterpreted this video is not lost on me

[youknowwhoiam]

Not only is Apple Intelligence terrible at intelligence it also doesn’t taste like an apple which is the most significant part of the apple experience

[hellbillyjr]

"Apple, can you summarize this video"
"Sure thing, it'll be an easy convenience, barely super"

[EzJaroFR]

The fact a bot on YouTube mistakenly put a suicide prevention thing on this speaks volumes

[Ghostie]

My mom and sister texted me separately when they got to their own houses safely after a wintery drive. The AI summarized their texts as “your family members walked into the snow.”

[agentprincessbookworm]

The fact that YouTube puts the suicide and crisis help hotline under this video 😂

[SheldonAdama]

Ryan: “So, you have some intelligence for me?”
Apple: “No sir, I don’t.”

[spookybookworm]

I love that every company is adding little hallucinating dumbass gremlins to our devices and services, very cool

[psyberdelicxp]

"Before the internet was awful"

I felt that. I was there when it was fun

[gregzu]

I feel like the "Indecision regarding a decision" is the most relevant one as it would save you from having to read a whole convo of people not knowing if they want to go out or not.

[dboyc]

The “when’s the next Friday the 13th?” joke actually got my Siri to activate and it did in fact tell me Tuesday February 18th 😂

[Ladylorcana]

My favorite part of this is that YouTube put up a like to directly call or chat the suicide help line because you made reference to AI deciding mom tried to kill herself.
It’s like AI is messing with AI now

[DanielGreeneReviews]

Why does Apple seem to be defaulting to emergencies? This has happened to me. I asked it to call my dad and it literally called 911. He’s not a cop to be clear.

[leyrua]

I have seen a few comic recap channels that are narrated by an AI that can't tell the difference between characters, which results in some hilarious dialogue.

"A person sees a person and talks to a person saying that a person is a person for a person."

[Pink_Sinthetic]

I work at an RCMP detachment at the front counter and the number of poor little old people that have been SO VERY SCAMMED is very, very sad. Please, dear lord, talk to your elderly family about scams.

[Nightenstaff]

It used to be a 50/50 split for companies: Do it first *or* do it right. Unfortunately, now every company has chosen to do it first then, if profitable, do it again slightly more right later maybe.

[joshuasims]

I remember just a couple years ago when AI could barely string together a coherent sentence. Now that it's so much better, it's so, so much worse.

[Pseudowolf]

The thing is, a lot (*A LOT*) of tech companies got high on their own supply and convinced themselves that AI was going to be the next big thing. So they dumped a ton of money into it only now they are discovering that it is nowhere near what they imagined and are desperately trying to get people to use it and buy into it in the hope of salvaging something before the bubble completely deflates.

[thfpt]

I had to pause this several times due to uncontrollable fits of howling laughter.
Everyone else in the house was curious about it. It was 2 AM and i kinda sorta maybe almost didn't wake up the others. So they watched it with me and had the same reaction. Totally worth it...

[HarmonicWave]

This is actually the first video I've seen where YouTube put a suicide hotline number under the video. Just goes to show that a.i. is really just a specific kind of algorithm system.