Best Jesus Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation

:34 - I’VE GOT JESUS!
:50 - LET’S TALK JESUS
1:25 - CARPENTER
2:04 - MARY & JOSEPH
2:40 - SHOPPING FOR JESUS
3:05 - CRUCIFIXION
3:33 - MIRACLES
3:55 - THE APOSTLES
5:55 - JESUS GREAT SHAPE
6:23 - MULTIPLY BREAD
8:03 - PAINTINGS OF JESUS
9:43 - JESUS’ BIRTHDAY

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CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

[melcollie]

I'm Orthodox Christian, which is to say, very Christo-centric. To anyone who is offended about this video I would say: these are not jokes about Jesus; these are really jokes about us. Thank you, Jim, for sharing so much of your content. May God grant you many years!

[timoutman]

The tilt of your head on the miracle joke about curing blindness an constructing shelves is perfect! Classic Gaffigan punctuation!

[lawrencecann]

Jim does a great job staying respectful of the topic while totally shreading it with humor.

[edisonschrader]

My wife and I recently had a lost in our family, Your video made us forget and laugh in this time of sorrow.
Thank You !! and God bless.

[drewallen]

Jim, Weve been evacuated from our home because of the fires in the Santa Cruz mountains and were we live on the North Coast.Watching your vidioes is one of the "normal" things we can still do.Thank you for making us laugh!!!!

[adonis]

Thank you Jim for doing your part to keep us all sane.

[brianlake]

"Everybody knows the apostles but this is my buddy Earl"

[Lesstroublesleeping]

Hey Jim, I 'discovered you' during this pandemic. Your standup is a real breath of fresh air during these times. I really appreciate how you respond as your audience to your jokes. Real interesting insights in your comedy. Thanks for cheering us up!

[brianheaton]

"Yeah, but we can still get the jackets right!?"
The Apostle's joke, brilliant.

[layarodolph]

"He did a jesus joke and was electrocuted... it was the best show I've ever seen" 😂😂😂 why's it tru tho

[helene]

You're delivery is masterful. You never fail to crack me up.

[Soapandwater]

The way he always makes those little side-comments in that judgmental church-lady voice is freakin' hilarious! Thanks for the good laughs, Jim! And thanks for keeping it clean.

[joeyzuber]

I've been listening and loving Jim since the origin "HOOOOT POCKET" I'm 46 now, so it's been a while. Still awesome as ever.

[nancychen]

I have been a long-time fan. Thanks for making us laugh during this difficult time. And thank you for speaking out on Twitter! Much ❤ to you and your family!!

[CeeCeeArt]

I'm pretty sure that you are the only "clean" comedian that I Seinfeld too, but right now it's you that's entertaining me every day. Thanks!

[josephyork]

On the construction site while using a port a potty I saw the graffiti. "JESUS IS ALIVE". Response, " OF COURSE, HE'S ON THE FOURTH FLOOR HANGING DRYWALL."

[marshalbaek]

I'm a Christian and I thought this was great. Some of the situational things Jim brings up with Christ must have happened to some degree and were really funny even then. There is no doubt in my mind that Christ has a sense of humor and laughed at several of the scenarios Jim jokes about.

[davidworobec]

His comedic timing is brilliant! He's awesome!

[kayladawn]

"I do want everybody to feel comfortable that's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus" bhahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤔🤭

[pmishke]

You always make me laugh and feel good inside. I wouldn’t worry to much about all the Jesus jokes. If you get into trouble we’ll all stand behind you and back you up.