How to Fake Being Sick 🤒🥴🤧 w OnlyJayus - #Shorts

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[Rando_]

He who hates school: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN.

[fffork]

Me: MOM! I'm sick I can't go to school

Her: "Oh get up and get ready fo school"

[bolua]

meanwhile all the teachers watching this be like
👁👄👁

[JustACasualIdiot_]

When you’re actually sick with a fever and can't talk: *I'm ten steps ahead of you*

[sileudies]

Jayus 2021: how to stop being sick!
Jayus 2022: how to start being sick!

[NotSherbetAngel]

Pov: ur parents make u go to school even if ur throwing up, fainting, and literally feeling so bad

[RisingRay]

"Mom I'm sick"
**My parents looking at my youtube history**
"HmMmMm INTERESTING"

[lisalove]

Oh man, as a professional faker of sickness, the first one (saying you’re sick before the day of) is a crucial step

[machiavellianseries]

literally got out of school once by pretending to almost faint from a fever in my teachers arms. She was convinced. Man was i good

[_AultraGreen_]

"You wanna get out of going to a social thing?"
Introverts: "hmm, this video is made out of video"

[UzumakiNaruto-mnws]

"Mommy I don't feel good"
"Oh yah right I don't care go to school rn or I'm gonna break ur phone"

[A]

"Don't just get better"
My body after being sick for one day: Yo i'm feeling better today, no vomiting, no headaches, and no fever!
Me: 👁️👄👁️

[jordanhardy]

As soon as one of my employees tell me they're feeling a little sick at work im just like "this guys not coming to work tomorrow"💀

[mixedredneck]

Lmao one of my coworkers did the "don't get well quick" and came in to work the next day and fake a sore throat by using a raspy voice 🤣🤣🤣 She was a pro

[Yshi]

Me who has a test today: I HAVE TO DO THIS

[Kangaroo.kangaroo]

It also helps if you go into fur parents room (for kids here) and ask for some medicine or say you don’t feel well at like 2:00 am so they know you can’t sleep and is bad

[fffork]

Parents watching this video be like...
"Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

[ogabogatheiii]

“If your breathing your fine get up” 💀

[elliotguajardo]

I always jinx myself and end up actually getting sick, once I said I was “ not feeling well” to go home and then I ended up throwing up 7 pounds of water and food and had to go to the ER and I had a high white blood cell count and I was dizzy and when the nurse drew my blood it went everywhere 💀💀💀

[lavender_lights]

“You don’t just get Better the day after getting sick!”

People in shows:
I beg to differ