Mountain Bike Trail Names Are Weird

This is why I don't ask for directions.

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Directed by Matt Dennison
Written by Jason Lucas, David Wiggins, and Matt Dennison
Edited by David Wiggins

STARRING
David Milchard as Hiker
Jason Lucas as Biker

CREW
Cinematography & Colour: Leo Hynes
First Assistant Camera: Roshan Beaven
Sound Recordist: Alonso Recavarren
Sound Designer: Charlie Hernández

Tags: north shore, mtb, mountain biking, funny, trail names, how to be a mountain biker, Mahalo my dude, double black diamond, bike trails, mtb rider, comedy video, single track

[BoxCarBoy]

The most hilarious trail name I've seen is a double black down in socal called "Six Kids, No Brain"

[comeridewithmeAE]

The Forest service is trying to change it, but one of my favorite local trails is Death Crotch

[michael.finally]

The "Therapy" trails on Eagle Mountain fit right in.
Couples Therapy,
Shock Therapy,
Physiotherapy,
More Therapy,
etc.

[aurieamoore]

I think one of my most ironic moments mountain biking was when i went out on a ride with my boss and coworkers down a trail called unemployment line.

[lucasblanchard]

Best trail name I’ve ridden: “Ewok Ambush”. And yes, I was absolutely making speeder bike sounds while I was riding it ha! DANGIT I’ve missed so much of y’all’s content! What is wrong with me?! Time to play a lot of catch up! Much love from Texas!

[JT_]

I guess some buddies built a trail and didn't know what to call it, so the sign at the top reads:
"I Don't Know" (double Black)

[martinsavard]

The most unrealistic thing about this video, is a hiker being friendly to a biker.

[flyboy]

My favorite was "Coronary" in VT, along with its easier b-line trail "Coronary Bypass"

[distinguisheddjentleman]

Shoutout to Eric Clapton for being so kind as to play the hiker in this sketch! Absolute legend

Edit: He looks good for his age.

[williamtroost]

Great video and concept. I think my favorite name is a trail at Whistler called "Why Johnny Can't Read".

[codak]

First trail I rode when moving to the North Shore was Severed Dick, and the first trail I rode in Nelson was Legalize It!

[johnnydoe]

My favorite trail name to this day, "Your Mom."
Just saying, "I'm riding Your Mom" is so childish, but so funny.

[crazycjk]

So which trail leads to the good type of cougars? Asking for a friend..

[missiontwa]

This is a certified instant classic. Best part, it's real.

[CaliradoKid]

"8 year olds do that trail." 😂

[megavore]

Some of the trails at my local network are called “Harry Dimeslot”, “Flowjob” and “Dixie” (short for Dixie normus)

[bendoesmtb]

Life is simple - I see IFHT upload, I click!

[sergecote]

We have 2 well known, but unofficial, trails here in Chelsea: Foreplay and Multiple Orgasm. We also had Brazilian (because it was so smooth!), but since it has been incorporated in the official Gatineau Park trail network, it now has just a number (trail 79).

[oscarpreuss]

I love some of the trail names over in Wellington NZ.
Yea Gnar
Wha Out
Deliverance
Chur-No-Bull

[Later_Nerd]

This is such an excellent idea with fantastic writing. I love this channel so much lmao.