Cannibalism in Uganda

We met Baboola, a self professed cannibal. He told us his story starting from the first time he tasted human flesh as a child. Our analysts have collected numerous online reports of cannibalism in Western Uganda and neighboring Congo.

[NateKofficial]

Guy anywhere in the world: "You're a whole snack, girl"
Girl: "Aww Thanks"
Guy in Uganda: "You're a whole snack, girl"
Girl: 👀

[Pickinbuddy]

If 'vegetarians' eat only vegetables....does that make Cannibals 'humanitarians'?

[citrusblu]

Why does the music feel like I'm about to start playing a Nintendo game called cannibals of uganda..

[dimitrisavgerinos]

And I’m still feeling guilty for eating a cake late at night

[connerallen]

Reporter: "do you still eat other people"

Cannibal: "depends, you got some salt?"

[joaquinvega]

That dude talking like it's a cheat meal tf

[itsyaboychipsahoy.]

Imagine this guy chasing you in the middle of the night.

[warbledurbler]

Any plans for this evening?
"I'm having an old friend for dinner"

[EvotechDesign]

I kind of lost it when he sat there eating a banana...

[hamzashahid]

So basically he's saying that eating dead people is his cheat meal

[MDMA.]

"hey brb i'm having a chat with cannibals"


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[clala]

"There is no specific law for cannibalism in Uganda"

* Cough * ehem murder

[AChubbyChaserHD]

You're not you when you're hungry...
'Hands Snickers'

[wadzanaivictoriabususu]

I bet being called a whole snack has an entirely different meaning in that area

[jejeremeh]

"why do you eat your fellow men?"
"why are you a cannibal?"
"why are you gay?"
"why are you running?"

[yasminxlbs]

“Do you still eat human flesh?”

“Well, not anymore. Only on special occasion though 🤫”

[ewi]

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder. 😅

[phumezadibhishi]

I cannot express the amount of fear I have for cannibalism
I- can’t even

[giap]

Reporter: "Do you still eat humans?"
Cannibal: "Well I don't not eat them sometimes maybe no."

[jedmaegraith]

Guy: I don't like my sister
Mom: Okay, just leave it to the side and finish everything else on your plate.