In 1990 I Made a Bunch of Predictions About 2020...Here they Are

I kept finding this and being like, "I need to safe this for 2020." And I swear, I almost forgot about it but I was cleaning my office this week and found it and was like, "OH THANK GOD YES YES YES I DIDN'T MISS IT!"

So that was exciting. There are a couple other fun things in this package that I made videos with as well, so those will be up on Hankschannel.

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[aprilflowers]

i love how he talks about huge historical events he thinks will happen and the finale of the entire prediction list is just garfield’s age

[tiktokfan]

the most impressive part of this is that you kept the document the whole time

[krisnr]

I feel like this is Death Note's lesser known cousin.
Never quite hits the target, but sometimes lands in the ballpark

[greenberrygk]

“Garfield turns 80” is the funniest possible sentence to put as a prediction for a year, especially when it’s incorrect.

[iNinjaBannanaz]

NOTHING absolutely nothing could have prepared me for “Garfield turns 80”

[michaelmccarthy]

"2012: Superior Fish Beings"
2013 Sharknado.
Close, so close.

[lesliemartin]

I love that 10-year-old Hank was concerned about equality, the environment, and space exploration. Some things never change.

[manigupta]

The fact that he still has the paper of predictions with him 30 years later..

[swimminginhoney]

When little Hank said “Garfield turned 80” he actually meant that the stress of 2020 made Garfield feel like he’d aged twice as fast

[sjblack]

Just imagining a ten-year-old very seriously writing down, “Burt Reynolds dies of a heart condition, ” is sending me

[vlogbrothers]

I for one welcome our new superior fish being overlords. -John

[liamferguson]

I can’t believe he glossed over “2019: Loch Ness monster found”

[jackdog]

“There will be cures for every illness”
Really fucking terrible start

[isoid]

I think "Garfield turns 80" is shorthand for "time travel is invented"

[thewinterjule]

I can’t believe Hank cursed a man to die like that

[AftonLin]

I just love that 10 year old Hank was already aware of global issues

[TheNewTravel]

Thanks for helping us get electric cars... but you didn't have to do Burt Reynolds like that

[WhiteSuburbanite]

Glossing right over "2003: the Bermuda Triangle figured out."

[hgrxcez]

“i’m not right, but i’m not THAT wrong” is my life motto

[chopperhead]

In the first grade, I made a "time capsule." In this time capsule was a sheet of paper with some questions on it asking about my opinions about the future, including predictions about when I would graduate high school (2011). One of the predictions:

"We'll have phones but we'll be able to see each other while we talk"

I fucking nailed it