Teaching kids about Egyptian mythology

#mythology #egypt #atum #horus #set #moonknight #comedy

[crimsonflame]

And here's why schools don't teach the true history of Mythology until middle School

[KingCasual]

I’ve learned two things from this short: one, Egyptian gods need to keep it in their pants just as much as certain Greek gods do and two, this is why teachers plan their lessons in advance!

[nicholaslehner]

It’s a desert, sand is everywhere. Beating your meat is probably the least exhausting thing you could do there.

[ThatOneGuy-wrrh]

"what kind of battle strategy"
a damn effective one

if i'm attacking a guy and he just starts zerkin off i'm gonna be really fucking confused.

[FunFilmFare]

"Butters I think you're just obsessed with wieners" (South Park)

[littleprincealpha]

Not to mention that Set gave birth to a sun disk from Horus.

[waffles]

Kratos is scared of them but not for the reasons you would think

[Springy]

And here is why teachers need to do research what they will learn before hand, not only to remember the texts

[windofchaosblows]

Christians: don't beat your meat for it is a sin!!!
Ancient Egyptians: time to get closer to Gods!

[Smartieboi]

This lesson is gonna be useful for When the next god of war game comes out in 8 years

[schlieffenman]

"Horus and his mother."

I knew instantly something bad was gonna happen.

[OptimusPhillip]

Well, now I know what myths _not_ to expect in the Kane Chronicles

[xaphan_fallen_angel]

Hey, at least they didn't force themselves onto each other.
*Looking at one of Set's attempts to get rid of Horus*
For the most part.

[AzureLlama]

Mythology, where there is no family friendly story and absolutely everything is bloody wild.

[canadiancanucklehead]

Horus: “You cannot beat me!”
Set: “Fine…then I’ll beat YOU off!!”
Horus: “hwut”

[darryljack]

Teacher :You know what kids how about we just move on to greek mythology. Lesson 1- Zeus

Every person who knows about greek mythology: NO!

[deltaprobably]

as soon as he mentioned set and horus i was screaming in fear 💀

[thedodgeviperacr]

I guess November didn't exist back then

[werewolfking]

"WHAT IS WITH ALL THE MEAT BEATING!" HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂

[mintyou]

Egyptian seems to be master at everything