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[SadToffee]

honestly, with how intentionally addictive social media platforms are, them getting sued for having inethical buisiness practices doesn't sound so bad. parents getting paid for bad parenting definitely aint good though.

[Arctic]

Robin’s sarcasm is best fitted for these

[brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I never understand people's mentalities of "I like this person but I'll keep rejecting them for awhile." Seriously these people need to grow the fuck up.

[christophergroenewald]

3:04 For real, though. Wolves are wild and dangerous animals, but they are nowhere near as dangerous as they are portrayed in media. Wolves are actually scared of human and usually only attack when they feel threatened. I guarantee that in most of the attacks in that list, the humans were at fault. Not the wolves. Also, when this guy said "no record" he was definitely exaggerating, but in his defence, wolf attacks are actually not as common as you would think

[thatguyintherain]

Props to the editors for all of their various comedic ways of censoring swears

[SirAsdf]

3:39 The number of people who constantly forget that adoption is a thing depresses me.

[JanusHoW]

0:22 - Umbrellas also help against hailstorms. I was walking to the bus on my way to work and brought an umbrella because rain, and it started hailing a few times. Granted, it probably won't save you when the hail turns golf-ball-sized, but I'm sure it stings even when it's around the size of gravel.

[hanro]

As a laptop repair technician (06:30).

The three correct repairs is to check if the fan is working, if there is dust blocking the vents and then finally to replace the thermal paste on the cpu cooler if the previous two things didn't pan out.

[AlexandarHullRichter]

3:31 the lower lock is not a lock in itself, it is a lockbox containing keys. It is shaped like a key so that it will remain attached to what it contains the keys for. In this case, the keys to the upper lock are probably inside the lock box.

[edwind_]

2:38 As a League player myself, this feels relatable and at the same time incredibly sad 🥶

[RedIsntHome]

Everytime I look at the decisions I've made in life, I facepalm, when I look at other's, I pat myself on the back!

[thetheory]

4:24 I like how if this was facebook, we'd just say "aight they're just fuckin stupid, let's move on"

But because this is 4chan, we absolutely have to assume it's something more sinister than benign idiocy.

[ZhadTheRad]

There was a lady that worked at a zoo here in Sweden that got attacked by wolves, wolves kept at the zoo. No one really knows why she was attacked, but one thing is certain: she wasn't following protocol when entering the wolves' area, as she went in there alone

A bill that makes it possible for parents to sue social media companies? Will there be a bill that allow kids to sue their parents over images posted of them without consent?

[galactick]

11:25 It isn't unheard for kids to get swapped in hospital and get taken by different families, so yes, I'd be for DNA test mandate before leaving the hospital - would help men find cheating women as well as prevent these situation (Also, DNA testing is generally good practice as they could screen for potential issues at the same time.)

[winterspice]

3:08 Most wolves will not attack unless extremely desperate. They do not see you as prey. If you stand your ground and don't run away, they probably will run away themselves. Not saying you should sit with wolves, don't do that. But they are not normally aggressive.

[MasterBuilderDragon]

“An officer went inside and called out ‘Marco.’ Police found the suspect after he responded ‘Polo’.”

You know, for someone who’s breaking the law, he picked an interesting time to follow it again.

[Onetruefreeman]

Brit here: i can explain why we speak english. You see, in 400 BC the American empire colonised the British isles, which is also why Ireland also speaks english.

[jimwormmaster]

1:27: As Tywin Lannister once said, any man who must say, "I am the King", is no true king

[naomiseadragon]

1:02, this really sickens me to no end

[bloxcarter]

4:11 The guy was absolutely right about it being 20, it's already in one piece when you start meaning it took a minute to cut once.
Here's a diagram
0 minutes: one piece (not the anime)
10 minutes: ===|=== two pieces
20 minutes: ==|==|== three pieces