Joshua and the Promised Land Movie

Found some guy selling this on eBay for £1 and it looked so awful that I had to buy it. The description on the back of the DVD says that the film is a "heart-warming tale for the whole family in the tradition of C.S. Lewis and J.R.R Tolkein about the courage one learns from trusting God". Bad isn't a strong enough adjective to describe this.

[wrenkenstein]

When your friend invites you over for movie night and lets you choose the movie

[commandantteste]

"enjoy yourself"
Sends a kid to a warzone in the middle east

[heytiotcheuxhere]

If I ever have kids, I'll show them this movie to make them understand what will be their job if they don't go to school.

[aviantheatre]

Imagine wanting to start voice acting and when future employers ask you for past experience you show them this.

[ally]

I can’t believe Cats shamelessly ripped off the character designs from this movie, smh 🤦‍♀️

[natmarie]

*Hacks a movie theater and plays this instead of the new Lion King*

[Penguinpardbeliever]

Cinematic master piece. I'm not Christian but this is amazing. That gut renching no from moses had so much emotion. Joshua's speech of "lets beat these guys" left me in tears

[aroraptor]

They kill and sacrifice

**Happy music plays in backround**

[astropunch]

Director: Hey what's the budget?
Animator: $10
Director: ok

[berrysoup]

Joshua: Worried about his mom being mad at him for being late to dinner.

Also Joshua: Waits for 40 days in a desert for Moses.

[maybesomaybeno]

As funny as this may be, the fact that one person wrote, animated, and directed this entire thing is somewhat impressive

[riulf]

I wouldn't mind having a beer with the guy who made this movie

[florxaall]

pls somebody tell me why i'm watching this at four in the morning instead of sleeping
why am i like this

[embercoral]

I'm glad this has so far avoided the "for kids" curse and still allows us to write/read comments.

[acreil]

4:48 Chris: I promise that I will have you back in time for dinner.
47:46 Chris: You're late for dinner, which was not my fault.

[scoogt]

The only thing this movie was missing was text-to-speech voices.

[goldtheostrich]

I cried the whole movie, I never saw a better thing. It was so beautiful.. I had emotions.. emotions that I have never felt before..

[mars.w]

“they commited adultery”
“what’s that?”
“eehhh never mind”
i laughed

[mutatedgeek]

What’s the budget? 5 cheetoes and a cup noodle?!?!

[simonhull]

watching this on my 2004 monitor is a whole different experience