Every Metalcore Vocalist | Jarrod Alonge

Every metalcore vocalist in the history of metalcore vocalists

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[ThePurpleZebraEater]

"If somebody falls down, pick them up!!"
"STEP ON THAT GUY KILL THAT GUY"
amazingly accurate

[jackspence]

Forgot "this next one is a heavy one"

[TrinityRourke]

My favorite part:

"WHEN I SAY, 'THOUGH WE COME WITH A BURDEN'. YOU SAY, 'WE WILL STRIKE DOWN THE ENEMY, WITH THE FIRE INSIDE OUR HEARTS, BECAUSE WE HAVE COURAGE'"

Just because it's so fucking true.

[CantBeCensored]

"We're gonna take it down a notch, has anyone heard my solo acoustic side project?"
*tunes guitar*
"There's a big hole in the sky"
LOL

[nickpro]

1:42 *WE WILL STRIKE DOWN OUR ENEMIES WITH THE FIRE IN OUR HEARTS, BECAUSE WE HAVE COURAGE*

[davidmaione]

whenever the distorted music kicks in i laugh so hard ahahaha

[nickpro]

"Hey, cut it out, stop it" I love metalcore, but  that line is so accurate xD

[MTmetalchick]

But they've also gotta say "fuck" every other word

[MorbidMoonflower]

"our van rolled over yesterday and exploded" I CANT BREATHE

[rhyshopkins]

"There is literally a person right beside you... right now. Never listen to anyone in authority." Lmao.

[gabrielleholt]

The part about everyone needing to take showers had me ROLLING XD

[nkjagshenry]

Just realized that he's basically doing a Fronz impersonation the entire time

[alisonbermudez]

I wanna hear you say "We will strike down the Enemies with a fire inside our hearts because we have courage"😂😂😂 that part had me dying😂😂😂

[notposhbritishgirl]

"You will never be alone - there is literally a person right beside you right now" I laughed way harder than necessary

[derpsmurfson]

This is basically memphis may fire, of mice and men, we came as romans, blessthefall, escape the fate, bmth, and for today

[JeffreyAdamiDrums]

I totally lost it when he said "This is a new song... We've never played this song before"

[charlemagnedarling]

I was just at Warped a couple weeks ago and I saw blessthefall and I'm laughing and cringing because holy hell this is /too/ accurate.

[emilyk]

So fucking true
"STEP ON THAT GUY. KILL THAT GUY!"

[myluckismany]

This is basically Chris Motionless when he is live

[NSNewcomeR]

I'm a vocalist and this is beyond accurate.