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[FatherDavidMichael]

I’m the priest from the thumbnail. Honored to be included!! 😂

[voidilitesingularis]

Ok but the priest has an even funnier follow up I saw where it's
'People ask me "I don't understand this bible verse, can you break it down?"' And then a clip of him breakdancing
*he can break it DOWN*

[Benwut]

As a guy doing an apprenticeship at a construction site, if I saw some boots under rubble or asphalt, I'd probably go a bit closer, squish the boot to make sure there's no foot in there and then laugh about it and try troll my mates by fake panicking.

[chickensurfer]

If I saw boots inside concrete I would probably just stare at it and say "huh that's weird" and just walk away

[Kitsuneuzuma]

Imagine being hector in 11 different movies
him: Oh I'm an actor of 11 different movies!
her: cool so who were you?
him: I was hector
her: In which movie?
him: all of them

[JadianRadiator]

1:20
He also found that that bacteria helps prevent allergies.
I don't mean helps stop allergic reactions.
I mean helps stop the allergy from being an allergy in the first place.

[teresaobrien]

At my high school there was a tradition that the senior class would pull some kind of prank during the last days of the school year. My junior year the seniors collected realty signs from around the area and planted them in the school's front yard.

[asmariamoon]

9:25 For anyone curious, the title of this song is "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down". Thanks, Roger Rabbit.

[Sam_on_YouTube]

A friend of mine taught at a school for the deaf. A lot of kids, when they get mad, would turn off their hearing aids and shut their eyes so you couldn't yell at then in English or ASL.

[MarbleFox]

0:44 That oddly reminds me of something that happened at a thrift store I worked at. There was this elderly lady that fell asleep on one of the couches, and I didn’t really think twice. But, about an hour later, she was still there, and hadn’t moved an inch the entire time. After 30ish more minutes of no movement, I went and got a manager, and he was like “no, she’s definitely asl…” and then went silent, and did a Philip J. Fry squint for a bit before going over to wake her up. She was fine. But holy hell I was convinced she was dead. That lady slept like a rock.

[WilburJaywright]

0:13 i’d like to point out that the couple is very obviously smirking, lol😂

[ashberrington]

I turn off my hearing aids when things get too loud. I'm only mildly hearing impaired so I can't exactly mute people, but it's such a relief when I can just turn the volume down on life

[itaylori]

The H. "Pyroli" story is true, but the bacteria is H. Pylori, Helicobacter pylori. The doctor is an Australian physician named Dr. Barry Marshall. Dude is a beast. He self funded much of his research just to improve treatment options to a host of ailments. The bacterium, H. pylori, eats the stomach lining of the host but only severe cases cause significant peptic ulcers which may have contributed to the initial dismissal of Marshall's claims. I had it for years when I was a kid and it hurts like hell. The treatment is easy, just take a cycle of antibiotics, but I kept getting misdiagnosed for 3 years. My mom finally found a doctor willing to actually run tests and not pass it off as a stomach ache. Yay US medical system!

But in all seriousness if you have frequent stomach aches, acid reflux, or heartburn, ask your doctor to test for H. pylori. The test can be as simple as a blood test and can save you from irreparable damage to your entire digestive tract.

[gae_wead_dad_]

1:58
That's not the partner you should "strive to get"
That's the partner you should strive to be.

[lucaseichler]

3:06 the cops don't have to come up with a reason to write him a ticket. You're legally not allowed to eat behind the wheel, as it's occupying your hands and serving as a distraction, no matter how minor you think that may be.

[happyfirechannel]

9:42 one of my more distant aunts had a bit of a dilemma. She wanted to make sure her children/grandchildren knew what song she wants to be played at her funeral, but whenever she tried they were like “no stop talking about that mom/grandma, that’s not gonna happen any time soon, ” and she couldn’t finish her sentence. So she decided to tell me. And now I, the youngest family member aside from the literal toddlers, have the duty to tell everyone after she dies that she wants Hammertime to be played at her funeral. THEY’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE ME. THEY’RE GONNA THINK I’M PULLING SOME KIND OF CRUEL PRANK. BUT IT’S TRUE.

[OpheliaDaemon]

Well it's technically "for fuck's sake", with apostrophe. "For the sake of fuck"

[DogeBoy-qetx]

0:17 "Don't you know? My legal name is actually 🅱️en."

[steam]

0:56 the other workers: "AH STEVE,

[fallenkingdom-zdxh]

Btw, for anyone wondering who the priest in the thumbnail is, his name is Father David Michael Moses and his content is hilarious! As a Catholic, I love it!