The Internet's Darkest & Strangest Websites [Vol.1]

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Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:36 - Craigslist
10:24 - 5nchronicles
17:54 - Rent-A-Hitman

[LazyMasquerade]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD I was thinking of turning this into a new mini-series. Let me know which strange/cryptic/spooky websites you've stumbled across on your internet travels!

[frankreads]

Anybody who thinks that Rent-A-Hitman is an actual service for hiring contract killers deserves to get caught and go to jail just for being stupid.

[nick-playercharacter]

I love the story of Rent-A-Hitman. It really only takes the simplest traps to prevent countless crimes.

[scottdyson]

If you are out in the middle of nowhere, you should still try calling 911 or whatever your countries emergency number is because those calls can still has a chance to ping off of private cell towers or military cell towers and they are able to pick up those calls. Just a random heads up because of the first story, Great Video!

[m]

Damn. Crazy how you can post a Craigslist ad and accidentally hire 4 completely different insane men who all try to attack you at the exact same spot as each other.

I feel sorry for that poor innocent man who just wanted nice people to work on his farm. I wonder if there are any other victi- I MEAN suspects out there laying dead in those woods.

For real though, imagine trying to pull off THAT defense.

[lifesyphon]

Joseph Duncan is arguably one of the worst people to ever walk the earth. The worst thing about him is he literally blamed everyone and everything but himself for his crimes, which were HEINOUS.

[prysma]

The Rent-A-Hitman honeypot baffles me, it shows that a lot of criminals are not usually very clever.

[joanodom]

Poor little Shasta went on to have a tough life, having kids really young and a couple of arrests. After all she went through, it's not surprising. I can't believe people have any interest in anything he has to say. Some people are idiots.

[TheExigency]

It's always funny to me when an adult tries to claim a child forced or coerced them into doing something.

[MountainCry]

"I really didn't think people were going to be that stupid"... oh, you sweet summer child. People will ALWAYS be that stupid.

[XANAX-Pilled]

Lazy, I hope I'm finally early enough to just say THANK YOU. Man, I have a progressive autoimmune disorder that hit me at like 38. Now, I'm 44, and I fucking HURT, lol, but channels like yours help the pain, through distraction. You're one of the VERY BEST, man. THANK YOU.

[corrinaallman]

I'm so happy to see a new Lazy video. I miss my Lazy doll. I lost him in a house fire on October 10th.

[zzenuss]

i've never heard more cope than the duncan website, he tries so hard to make everyone look inward when it definitely is just him being a horrible person lmao

[caitm]

Man, I understand that the American prison system is less than ideal, but, like, what's the idea "they" are getting at in that blog? We're just supposed to shrug our shoulders and go, "Well, it's really everyone in this society's fault that he murdered all these people, so I guess we won't do anything about it" after that guy killed and further hurt all those people? I don't have a good answer for what should be done, but it was pretty clear that guy was going to keep killing and hurting people if he wasn't stopped one way or another. :\ Sounds an awful lot like someone couldn't accept any responsibility for their bad choices to me.

[Snattalie]

Jesus the change of voice for the hit man ad startled the hell out of me!

[WhoamI-yznx]

I love Bob so much honestly!
The website is absolutely hilarious (which speaks to how smart the people trying to actually order a hit through it are), and then he also actually helped save a lot of people by bothering to cooperate with law enforcement when he saw the serious enquiries. Someone else might've seen the concerning messages years later, had a laugh and just went on with their life without doing anything about them.

[LSSJTHOR]

You DON'T need cell service to call 911. Fact if you call it a satellite or another phone carrier will pick up the call.

[LordProteus]

Child Murderer claims they are not evil for murdering Children, and that people who have not murdered Children are the real evil ones.

[Beeba]

18:28 Jesus CHRIST I had a heart attack 😂😅I've had a long day and am really tired so, despite being excited to watch a Lazy Masquerade video, my eyes were starting to drift shut and then BAM, this voice lmao

[ULTIMATZEKROM]

1. Devin’s quote at the end is on point.

2. “The only monsters in this world are the ones we imagine and create for ourselves”

What a load of bulls**t.

3. You’d be surprised how stupid people can be. Especially people that actually would want that kind of service.