Cyraxx's Horrifying History (Full Documentary)

[Wonkfie]

The reason Sally was assaulted by Chance was he was edating some girl in Kansas. On Valentine’s Day Chance begged Sally for a ride over to Kansas so they could meet. Sally obviously said no, so Chance said he was gonna start walking. February in the Midwest is still frozen. Sally took his clothes that he packed up and when she turned her back, he started punching and choking her.

[CaptainMonotone]

FUN FACT for newbies: Cyrax dedicates his "racing career" to his deceased uncle/brother Bill, who he claims was really passionate about Drag Racing. It later turned out that Bill was actually a DRAG ARTIST and the little goblin got it twisted!

[dangerdogs]

the idea that someone cant graduate high school because they're too ugly is hysterical

[pepsismuggler]

About his first arrest, Cyraxx assaulted Sally because she wouldn't let him go to Kansas to meet up with an obvious catfish. That little bastard only cares about himself.

[Joeyisagonnawin]

I appreciate the effort Cyraxx took setting up 2 cameras, but he didn't have to look at both of them the entire time.

[accidentallyamy]

“Being so ugly you get expelled from school”
- is both the most relatable and hilarious statement I think I’ve ever heard. 😂

[walterwhite]

To all people learning about the goblin for the first time: DO NOT HAVE SYMPATHY. He is a pdf file rappist. Also DO NOT CONTACT him, he already has too many buddy trolls

[mikedahuman]

When you said Cyraxx father went to jail the day he was born, all i can think about is that his dad looked at baby Cyraxx and then purposefully got himself arrested so he didn't have to raise him.

[DodgyDaveGTX]

I don't know what's funnier:
Cyrax name-dropping "Bok Baytovan", or implying that Beethoven created music using loops 😂

[Daggz]

I fell into a deep fascination with the goblin back last summer and I've been anticipating this video ever since

[madelynnking]

I work with elementary school age kids who have severe behavioral issues. Listening to this person talk is shockingly similar to a 9 year old who’s trying to convince you he’s gangster.

[exoticslugs]

A trend I notice in many lolcows is that every time you feel bad for them, a dozen instances of them doing terrible/offensive shit comes up that makes you feel the trolling is justified and vice versa.

[Noobirus]

I discovered Raxx 1, 5 years ago. He is probably the only cow where I tell myself "ok, he can't get any worse", but somehow he gets 2x worse the next week. Every time.
The most insane thing is, this all can stop at any time. Almost instantly. Raxx just needs to stop browsing the internet. But he just can't.

[Occam]

Cyraxx is one of those rare people who possess zero redeeming qualities. He is just awful in nearly every imaginable way a person can be.

[annieapple]

The fact his dad called the police to tell them he didn’t rape that girl is…insane

[eirinym]

I've never seen someone so busy do so little. Like half of this is 'he started a new band, said he was making a game, while making a new movie and starting his dubstep career while getting GF # 27. Meanwhile, two days later...'

[abelhernandez]

I first came across Cyraxx over 10 years ago, when he stole my friend's photography work and tried to claim it as his own. Been watching him spiral for years now.

[freddymars]

After having wasted 2 hours of my life I have come to the depressing realization that Cyraxx has a more active dating life than I do.

[Peajay]

Cyraxx is the PSA for why you shouldn’t over share and post every single thought on the internet

[bxdvibes]

as some one with fetal alcohol syndrome, we do not claim him