10 Great Career Options For The Unemployed Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris is out of a job, but fear not: we've got ten great career options just for her.

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[danielkokal]

she made $ 1.5 billion vanish into thin air.

[grayrider]

“Word Salad Chef” at a woke vegan restaurant

[markmunroe-hzrf]

She should join The View. Like the other women on the show, she speaks nonsense and she can finally help cancel it.

[getit]

It wasn't just Trump who dodged a bullet.

[astridmcduffee]

The yellow school bus comment left me speechless....I can't imagine saying, " Me, I love yellow school buses." Just strange

[ShouTan]

Elderly Caregiver... We've seen how that played out the last 4 years.

[eodee]

An astronaut. She's an expert on space. Her head is full of it.

[nothosaur]

Geography teacher for 3rd graders.

Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine

[SteveG-yt]

There are so many hilarious comments here. I love it.

[jeffingram]

So very sad that this could ever be considered leadership in our country

[reluctantuser]

Kamala is good at doing stuff. Stuff is what people do and Kamala is a person, so Kamala does stuff and stuff gets done by people, people like Kamala.
When I was growing up, I knew a person and that person did stuff. There was lots of stuff that person did, just like Kamala, who does a lot of stuff too.

[KiwiBay.]

If Kamala was my bus driver, I'd walk.

[DJ-snxj]

She can replace the middle elf as a promoter for Kellogg's Rice Crispies, and they would go by the new name of "Snap, Kackle and Pop"

[randylahey]

Is kneepad tester too crass? Ah the hell with it, I could certainly come up with worse...😮😂😂

[mistdyna]

Hyena in the Broadway production of The Lion King.

[BFT]

The host in this video did the Kamala Cackle so well lmao

[johnscott]

Don't be terribly shocked when the president of Harvard joke ends up being true...😮

[johncicone]

She'd be great as a landscaper. She grew up in a middle class family and learned how to really handle a shovel.

[ritab-c]

Plagiarism and incompetence at Harvard - perfect!!!

[gloweye]

I'm unburdened by what will never be.