what is your fanfiction job?

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0:00 - 2:47 Intro
2:47 - 24:51 Find Your Fanfic Job

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[ColeyDoesThings]

All in favor of starting up an "only one bed" hotel chain?

[VermilionSonata]

i want to be the pedestrian who mistakes the main ship for an actual couple when they aren't dating yet

[LyndsayChan]

Doctor would be a tough one. Imagine the amount of times where you get to diagnose Hanahaki Disease, changing someone’s life by telling them their actually pregnant, the amount of people who run away from their rooms AND all the people coming in with life-threatening injuries soaked in rain, falling into a coma and waking up when their love confesses their love and kisses them.

[Confused.canine]

I’d want to be a psychologist or psychotherapist, not only is it my dream job IRL but also because they’d need one for the sheer amount of trauma the writer chooses to bestow upon them. 💀

[lapellexduxbubblegumxvide]

I think I’d be a social worker who gets all the traumatized minors to their new found families for the trial week and then on the last day I come back and say something like “A has never been this happy, you make a good family for them, keep it up” and leaves with a smile on my face, tearing up, as well as the family does.
I read too many sbi fics lmao

[sheesoow]

I read this amazing fanfiction in which the heavily-traumatized main character who basically has no family or friends outside of work has a sweet 70-yo grandma as his neighbor and the lady is just being his grandmother figure, kissing him on the cheek, whishing him the best, spending holidays with him and I just want to be this cute grandma

[ozymandias]

i wanna be the neighbour that always has to take my trash out PRECISELY when the main couple are having an emotional moment. i will make this story stretch out so long and you'll never catch me

[rex]

i am the oblivious main character’s friend that says one line and disappears for the whole fic then loudly says “WAIT YOURE DATING?!?” dramatically at the main ship when they finally get together at the finale.

[GibusWearingMann]

I'd be the teacher in a college AU. I'm not involved in any of the romance, but I'd definitely be aware of it, half annoyed at the mutual pining and half annoyed at how the protagonists never do any schoolwork

[jarjelly]

Honestly I feel like I'd be the stranger in the park who the main character runs into after having a falling out with their love interest who inadvertently gives them the advice they need to fix their relationship before mysteriously disappearing. Or a bookstore owner. Or both.

[Shsy]

I can actually imagine the Only One Bed Hotel. It’s a regular hotel most of the time. However, there’s a little bell on the door that ONLY WORKS when main characters enter the hotel. That’s when the staff get to work relocating the bed, and making the room look as suspiciously romantic as possible. They put ‘caution maintenance’ tape on all the stairwells, and always select a room on the very top floor so the main characters get the longest elevator rides available. They put out of order signs on the pool, only taking it off when the main characters approach. They always add just ‘that little bit of extra flare’ to the main characters room service meals, he it a complementary desert, side dish, flower, decorations, etc. They also always just take a liittle bit longer to bring the food so that whatever sexual tension both characters are hoping to escape but also basking in isn’t interrupted.

Ofc, there are many other tasks, but these are just the highlights of what the job description entails. Basically, their sole purpose becomes making sure the main characters spend as much alone time together as possible.

[cassandra]

Somebody should make a story where all the stereotypical side characters, like the ones in this video, share their different viewpoints or opinions on the main characters. Each chapter could be long to a different stereotypical side character

[VegaNorth]

Careers that have never been mentioned:
- Secretary of a Supervillain
- Assistant to a Case Worker for the Recently Deceased
- Zoologist or Gift Shop Worker for when couples go to the zoo
- Professional Busker who plays background music for anyone mutually pining
- Overworked College Professor who also worries about several students and want to set up a meetcute for my students despite being very poor

[Emmaem]

My fanfiction job is the equivalent of when you make something for yourself but you still make enough for everyone cause you _know_ that your siblings are gonna ask you for some, entirely self serving at first but nice to know that other people like what you made

[assussinanimeobssessive]

I'd be one of three things:
-Either be the hot villainess who has an extremely homoerotic relationship with the heroine

-That one fan who makes an edit that their favorite idol sees that makes them ( the idol) realise they are in love with their bandmate

-Or I'd be the sassy, loner university student who can barely make ends meet working a part time job in a café until the hot dance major and eccentric art major, who are in a relationship with each other, shop at my workplace. We all become best friends whilst slowly falling in love with each other until I, not knowing that they are polyamorous, blurt out my feelings for them in the middle of a panic attack/mental breakdown. When everything gets cleared up, we live the rest of our lives as that one couple that confuses people on whether or not we are ACTUALLY dating or are just really affectionate with each other.


wow that last one was scarily specific

[ChaosChatter]

Honestly, lifeguard could be interesting as a fanfic job
Like, you save someone out of a dangerous situation and carry them out of danger

And maybe, you see their destroyed significant other (or rival) running up to you and being incredibly concerned

[Randomonium]

I'd kinda wanna have a heat clinic in omega-verse specifically for those who are Asexual\Aromantic spectrum, celibate, Abstinent etc. Basically providing a place for them out of the public eye where they can just get through the heats/ruts without the spicy time with others, maybe with a beta volunteer to provide cuddles and company

[thesaltdragon]

I'd probably be the friend who sets two friends up with each other, only to fall for both of them and be pulled into an ot3

[thesilverlock]

Definitely the ethereal and oddly anthropomorphized Red String in soulmate aus. I just feel like it’d be very on brand for me, knowing me as a reader, to be yanking the two idiots together by way of screaming “YOU FOOLS! GET CLOSER ALREADY”

[aaronxlycan]

Imagine being a fanfic professional mourner in a medieval AU you get to mourn someone you didn't know but have so much tea because they get to know that dead person's story.