The Betrayal of Little Caesar

Pizza pizza. This is a parody.
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Little Caesar's is a chain pizza restaurant famous for Hot and Ready pizza. The menu includes, pizza, crazy bread and calzones.

[_ZXCV_]

I love how you can pinpoint the “you too Brutus” moment at the end there.

[HatsCaliber]

It's not that they didn't love Little Caesar, but that they love pizza even more.

[AmazingCheezYT]

One man went too far when he was told his pizza wasn’t Hot n Ready.

[PabTSM-OfficialChannel]

i imagine this ad with a slogan that goes like: “if people need to kill for it, you know it’s good: Little Caesars”

[josephtrainonthetrack]

*_Finally._* A Little Caesar's commercial that shows how the sauce is made.

[EvilSantaTheTrue]

I like how caesars threats to the left side actually intimidated 2 of the murderers on the left

[KingDuken]

In an alternate world, this is probably how Caesar's assassination actually happened.

[AlbertDraw]

Gotta love the fact he attempted to use the spear as defense.

[OmegaChance]

As someone who works for little Caesars I can confirm this happens often.

[kizi]

I love how much emotion is conveyed through "pizza"

[HarrypetleytheEcoFreddyfan]

If Little Ceasers Pizza went out of business this should be their very last commercial. 🤣

[deividorozco]

When the pizza isn't "hot n ready".

[kureikon]

_"Any questions regarding the Manager position?"_

_"Yeah, what happened to the last manager?"_

The last manager:

[thenamestails]

"I love Caesar salad. The only drawback is it's very hard to chop"

[DarkfoxTamamo_]

The fact that this is historically accurate to the original death of Julius Caesar

[iwantoplayagame]

All jokes aside, this was emotional. When he screamed “PIZZA!”, I felt that. This should be taken seriously. No person should go through this difficult and “cheesy” situation.😢❤

[shiethegal]

Leaving a comment so that I'm notified when Family Guy inevitably steals this joke.

[BeavisSaves]

Finally, these commercials are historically accurate

[Ocro]

When Caesar suggested to the senate they start adding pineapple on pizza:

[spidernerd]

Translation:
Little Caesar: "Pizza Pizza."
Betrayals: Give it to us, Caesar!
Little Caesar: No! Stay Back!
Betrayals: DON'T YOU DO THAT, LIL' CAESAR!
Little Caesar: AGH, STOP!
Betrayals: Fine, Let Little Brutus be the last then.
Little Caesar: You Too, Little Brutus?
Little Brutus: Then FALL, Caesar.