How a shotgun works meme template with mississippi queen

Someone requested this template, so here is the shotgun template.

[imfineimfumo]

"She may *look* like a child, but she's actually over 500 years old, so that means it's perfectly fine to--"

[bobbob]

German soldier: You can't use a shotgun in trenches! They're inhu-

[mariposa]

The CIA after a teenager discovers the cure for cancer:

[gamingmoth]

BLU SPY: "He could be in this very room. He could be you, he could be me, he could even be..."

BLU SOLDIER:

[unknownuser]

"Don't kill the last zombi-"

[TheSeperatistConfederacy]

0:18 "I airblasted your rocket, what are you going to d-"

[killianisaiahvizcayno]

"Alright, the pvp is now enable-"

That one friend :

[momiji_numberdaughterwife]

"the animatronics get a bit quirky at night..."
peppino spaghetti:

[theblackkull]

Police when an unarmed black child sneezes:

[pyrielt]

You can't know how much more I love that meme now.

[tfspyclass]

"-Right behind you."
RED Spy, 2009

[DefenderOfThouSX]

He could be in this very room. It could be you, it could be me it could even be-

[grapejuice]

"I'm sorry sir but you cannot threaten to shoot my chil-" :

[CaydeTheSixth]

"You can't do that."
"Wrong."

[TwoScrew]

A “man of culture”: What would you do if this hot anime girl was in your bed?
Me:

[thefootylegend]

“But sir there is no such thing as a 100 percent off discoun-“

[chimchim]

“And remember class you are not allowed to use the word sai-“

[heisenborg_]

“Sir this a Wendy’s, you can’t dip your balls in the soda machine-“

[the-uber-goober]

scout mains on their way to hit you for 100 damage:

[malignantpootis]

Some high rank: "You need to stop with the shotgun spam. You think you're so good with abusing shotguns at close range, but in actuality it only makes you even wor-"
The noob with the Remington Shotgun in Phantom Forces: