Fresh Coconuts In The Middle Of The Ocean!?

#theanimeman #irl #japan

[OPPAIISIMP]

my name is yoshikage kira. i’m 33 years old. my house is in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and i am not married. i work as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and i get home every day by 8 pm at the latest. i don’t smoke, but i occasionally drink. i’m in bed by 11 pm, and make sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually have no problems sleeping until morning. just like a baby, i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. i was told there were no issues at my last check-up. i’m trying to explain that i’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. i take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. that is how i deal with society, and i know that is what brings me happiness. although, if i were to fight i wouldn’t lose to anyone.

[garrisonhostetter]

Bros boutta find out if food poisoning is a sickness or not

[userfh]

"why do u like the Philippines"


*COCONUTS*

[codex.]

That aint fresh… thats been in the sun for hours.

To those who are saying its fine, we have literally been warned by our tour guide to specifically not buy coconuts from vendors who are selling it in the water. coconut water can go bad in the sun if it is not stored and/or handled properly. Heat, light and air can cause the quality and taste of the beverage to deteriorate. This is especially true if the product is not stored and handled properly, as the proteins and enzymes in coconut water can break down more quickly under direct sunlight exposure. It also just upsets your stomach so… yeah sure you can eat it but it’ll prolly ruin your experience. And to those basement dwellers who think i actually buy coconuts from grocery stores? No… thats gross… god knows how long those have been there and their over priced as fuck, i prefer to buy from actual fruit venders, their sweeter and much more fairly priced, plus i can pick which ones i want. Also we just have a coconut tree outside our house…

[mrdriver]

It is more fun in the Philippines that is the motto.

[arindam]

If this was in Filipinos you'd get food poisoning