trying to offend a white dude #shorts #comedy #funny

[PhoenixRiseinFlame]

As a Canadian, the funniest thing I’ve ever been called is a snow Mexican.

[HallowedGreaves]

I remember somebody calling me an "unscented candle" and I've held on to that ever since.

[Silly_Society]

“The useless white crayon” it’s my favorite that I’ve heard as a white person

[TheFleshPounder]

"Flour ranger" was the one that made me laugh the hardest so far. 😂

[jerrybrim]

I am a very pale white recently retired military. One time while doing training exercises I was ordered to never remove my shirt because I would light the area up like an airport runway.

[larsonswift]

As a white dude, the only way I'll die happy is if a Japanese man gets angry enough to call me a "round eye".

[KASSISHOT]

Somebody called me a Mayosapien the other day. That one's been rent free ever since.

[goobergoon]

As a New Zealander, the most offensive thing I've ever been called is an Australian

[t.o]

I called a guys truck a car once. He was rather upset.

[Ninztime]

A crazy neighbor once sent me an email calling me “wet carrot”, “pale inbred potato” and “spineless cauliflower” all in the same email.

[quocanhdang]

as a Vietnamese, being called a "discounted Chinese" is the greatest insult

[Halfcupofcoffee]

I’m a black woman and one time I made a joke about me being a princess and my friend called me “Snow Black” and he uses it as my contacts name. My other friend has me as “Autistic Barbie” and I’m also very fond of that one

[brianx]

"No purpose flour." Is my favorite.

[KevStogan]

Never offend a man’s team. No matter what color

[michaelrobinson]

I was expecting him to be offended by being called racist.

[LemoLemonada]

I asked my friend to insult me with the most racist thing she could think of…

And I got called “Antique farm equipment” 😂😂😂

[istoleyourtoe.]

As a big black man here, someone called me obsidian orangutan

[ryleebarker]

Never, EVER disrespect a man’s team unless you’re willing to throw hands

[sern]

as a filipino, I identify as SEA Mexican

[RockOverwatch]

"You've been calling me names for 3 hours Alex, open the door already"