Basic straight people

Thanks to Ash Seward, Ollie Francis and Tadhg Kwasi for filming

[meditationsfortheanxiousmind]

“Nah I’m not sayin’ it like that… some of my best friends are straight”

[AktionPak]

The sheer number of straight sub-groups is fascinating and deserves more research.

[caravanlifenz]

Frankie is very brave for standing so close next to those boring straight people.

[reallymakesyouthink]

That guy's dad being dead really cracked you up.😂

[furlough]

Last year i converted to a complicated homosexual and life has never been better

[meditationsfortheanxiousmind]

Someone in the comments asked me to do a video about standard deviation straights so here it is whoever you are.

[RadicalLinguisticDescriptivism]

absolutely brilliant. As a basic straight I can confirm these as facts. The monogamy, the matrimony, the home made salads, the dishwashing by hand... its pure degeneracy.

[mattiagaggiato]

this might be peak meditations for the anxious mind

[uly]

if you haven't already, berlin needs you to a special series on berliners. thats like a full week of content: native berliners, hipsters, techno tourists, punks, etc etc

[eingyi]

you made being straight somewhat appealing

[JBBost]

I could perform literary analysis on the way Frankie runs at the end of this, but people stopped paying money to support the arts

[yusaki]

For reference, Standard deviation refers to the centre 68%. So if you’re straight, there is a 68% chance this video applies to you.

[jolienwinters]

"They just love a good trip to the woods, however they never go to the woods to trip." Genius

[michaeljohndennis]

As an older Irish gay man in the U.K. who has worked 30 years in supermarket retailing, I can confirm that this is very accurate indeed since my teens in the 1980’s

[ropi.]

Not sure what most of this has to do with one's sexuality but it was about time we started making fun of mentally stable, non-traumatized people with a loving family

[meditationsfortheanxiousmind]

What’s the most standard deviation straight thing you’ve ever done?

[ExistenceUniversity]

The thumbnail broke my brain.

>Be me, straight male.
>See Title and thumbnail, instantaneous think in one sense "not about me"
>Keep scrolling
>Think about the title and thumbnail:
"Bet you think it's about you"
"I don't think it's about me, though."
>Wait! If the video is not about people straight people that think this video is about then and I am not one of them, then the video is about me!
>Objection! Now I think the video is about me, so therefore it is not about!

[nacht_owl]

this is actually so sad in its humor, because it really does reveal how at least myself as a gay person, in the far back of my mind, i feel about straight people. one line that stood out was "standard deviation straights like to drink, but not in the gay way' they don't have inner demons to quell, so they can put the bottle back in the fridge when they start feeling frisky". and then: "these wholesome hand-holders only feel an emptiness in their chest when they're feeling a bit peckish".

[hanjis]

This guy never misses with his bits I swear all his videos are hilarious

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

"My dad's actually dead, "
"Your dad WAS an architect"