I Made A Cruel And Unusual Game

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[zadaboujaoude]

Sophist ruining plans is the best content of all time

[bquad]

love how sophist didn't even have to roll for killing the little girl. noah just accepted it

[kk_frgger]

I love how half of this video would've gone so well if Sophist didn't buy 3 dragons

[Burning_Marshmallow]

I love despite it being very subtle, Noah got slightly more and more annoyed at the dragons that he started to subtly help the team beat them just to get it over with.

[dolliethedoll]

47:13 the fact that noah is now too tired to edit out the swears tells us this has to be as least 5 hours of editing, lets appriciate noah’s work.

[Tabaluca]

Brent: neutral good
Nick: true neutral
Vern: lawful good
sophist: chaotic evil

[kiguren]

Sophist in mario party:
"GREAT ANOTHER F*ING ONE!!"
Sophist in D&d:
"Another good roll and I CAST THUNDER SPELL!!"

[Hogokare]

After Nick went invisible I was totally expecting Noah to say "Since you're invisible the dragon will use it's blindsight so it sees you and attacks"

[changeuphitter]

one of my favorite parts is whenever a creature casts fireball, the fireball shows up and covers the entire screen before being sized down to the target. Really adds to the fireball’s dramatic flair

[Zebo]

I love how on first glace, Brent seems to be the boring character, without much going for him, but then he gets double enrage, and dual wields an axe with a fire sword, and suddenly he's the most capable member of the team. Unlucky with his rolls at first, but by the end he's mincing enemies and tanking damage like a champ.

Sophist is the craftiest member of the team, using the environment to his advantage, but his chaotic decision-making and propensity to blow all his resources in a single massive attack makes him the team member with the highest variance. He's just as likely to murder orphans or damage his friends as he is to insta-kill a superboss.

Nick is the most athletic, and tactically sound member of the team. He has a good head on his shoulders, but a bad eye. His high number of resources and his safe choices makes him the foundation that the team operates on.

And if Nick is the foundation, Vern is the glue. Sophist and Nick are squishy, and Brent is unlucky. Were it not for Vern, bad habits (and bad rolls) would have wound up killing _everyone_ on the team.

And last but not least, Gobby's incredible strength and loyalty, plus his hidden ability to erase entities came in clutch. You might not have seen it, since it happened so fast, but there were actually 20 other dragons that Gobby erased before they could spawn in. And then he even makes the ultimate sacrifice, losing his life before pulling a Papyrus move and turning a dragon blue posthumously, thus giving it a weakness to fire that unfortunately the team did not capitalize on. He even nudged Brent's rolls from beyond the grave, like a guardian angel, to allow Brent the power to attack the Ice Dragon's weak spot. Truly, Gobby was the most important member of the team.

[real_abender]

Not even a minute in and Sophist murders another orphan.

My man is making Technoblade proud.

[Frankthegb]

"I HIGHLY doubt that works on inanimate objects (it does)"

Oh now THAT is evil

[YAYSlLLY]

Sophist is really keeping his strat of torturing children.

[taylorowen]

The moment he said "One player", I knew. It couldn't be anyone but Sophist. The man just attracts chaos.

[CumulusHour]

37:36 notice how things immediately improve for the Party Crashers the moment Eevee dies

[Sophist]

I misclicked the dragon in the shop mb

[rawrs]

Sophist: Creative but chaotic. Hard carries or ruins it all
Brent: Slaps someone with an axe. Consistent most of the time
Vernias: Lawful good to a fault
Nick: All his luck is stuck in mario party and he misses all his knives

[bumbimannen]

This is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

[cafequente]

Vernias is vengeful now, he will never be the same after losing his goblin and dragon buddies in such a quick sequence.
Damn you, Vaporeon

[gwennblei]

I'm new to the channel, watched this and "the worst game I made" expecting player pain, but honestly you're actually a very kind DM even with hard games, and I love it