My Mom's Cruel and Unusual Punishments

Thanks for raising me mom! You made me like this.

Colorers ➤

[letstalkfiction]

"If you don't behave I'm gonna go get the soap"
"I don't care soap tastes good."
Big Mood

[slowestsloth]

JEEESSUUUSSS TAAAAKEEEE THEEEE
TTAAAAKKKEE IIITTTT FRRROOOMMM

[thehammersmithcrumpetradar]

James’ mom when he does something bad:
“I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch… on these M&M’s”

[ozziewz]

“I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT!”

“30 minutes in timeout it is.”

[impostergames]

3:45 James: MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!
Mom: That's 50 cents
James: I'M RICH

[darkus]

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL (car starts intensly shaking) TAKE IT FROM MY (car starts spiraling)

[savastrophel]

James: MOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE
Mom: that's 50 cents!
James: WoOoOo I'm

[cloudy_fire_]

"My mom reads my scripts"

also james: "my mom loves me. at least she used to..."

[Gt]

"I'M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT" "JESUS TAKE THE TAKE FROM MY made me laugh so hard. great content TheOdd1sOut

[flareblitz]

No one:
James:
"P E N I S"

[itzhakisan_]

"Yeah, can we go to wecess?"

Me: I can relate

[aidenschultz]

“I hear by sentence you to 15 minutes in time out”


That’s worse than jail

[fnkdbyg]

3:49
"WOO! IM RICH!"
Got me dying 😂😂😂

[connorl]

One thing my mom said to me as a 20 ish year old still living at home (but first some context): i had just lost my job and then while being broke af from not having a job i had to take my dog to the veterinary er because it was a sunday afternoon and she very suddenly was doing very poorly in terms of mobility. The vet gave me two options. Have her put down or spend thousands of dollars that i didnt have to get more involved testing done to diagnose then more thousands of dollars to treat the issue to MAYBE fix it. I took what little i had in my savings account at that time and spared her from the suffering. I was nothing short of distraught, slunk deep into depression like ponder the forever nap deep, and about a week later decided that going to the shelter to pick a new best friend might help pull me out of it. As i let mom know where i was going and why she looks me squarely in the eyes and without a shred of compassion says “i hope you take better care of this one” which i can understand where she was coming from since i was a mostly freshly graduated barely adult so i was out with friends most nights, but in that moment it took every once of self control i had to not stomp a hole in her head right then. That was the moment that i came closest to committing serious violence on someone else (and also the moment that my depression and repressed anger issues just clicked in my mind). Its been about 4 years since then, i doubt she even realizes what she said and how it impacted me and our relationship, but i still think about how much that hurt me for her to say right then. Then she has the audacity to ask why dad comes over to me/my gf’s house, and before that, our apartment at least once a month but she has only set foot in our home once.

[Savyflores]

Nobody’s talking about the M&M trick, but that’s some incredible psychological trickery

[rayompaculares]

"im a good boy"
"IM A GOOD BOY"
*Cries and eats M&M*

[SockMan]

“Mom! I’m on the phone! Wow I can’t believe you said that to the person who gave birth to you. So what are you two losers talking about?” Got me laughing 😂

[FerretBoy]

James’s mom: eat the soap. James: (throws up) Oliver: I eat this everyday.

[Plant]

*”MOOOOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”*
“That’s fifty cents.”
*”WOOO IM RICH!”*
“Happy about it? 49 cents it is.”

[chikinwings]

James Mom: * eats M&M in front of misbehaving child *
Tabbes Dad: * Breaks all electronics and make their child run 5 times around the park *