MULAN (1998) - MY NAME IS PING

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Relax and chant with me. Feel better?
Yeah. Ahh, you ain't worth my time.
Chicken boy.
Chicken boy? Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!
Oh. Sorry, Ling.
Whoa! You're dead!
Oh, there he goes!
Hey, guys.
The Huns have struck here, here and here.
I will take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass...
and stop Shan Yu before he destroys this village.
Excellent strategy, sir.
I do love surprises.
You will stay and train the new recruits.
When Chi Fu believes you're ready, you will join us, Captain.
Captain?
This is an enormous responsibility, General.
Perhaps a soldier with more experience.
Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques,
and impressive military lineage.
I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.
Oh, I will. I won't let you down. This is- I mean-
Yes, sir.
Very good then.
We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City.
I'll expect a full report in three weeks.
And I won't leave anything out.
Captain Li Shang.
Leader of China's finest troops.
No. The greatest troops of all time.
Most impressive.
Good luck, Captain.
Good luck, Father.
Day one.
Soldiers!
He started it!
I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
Sorry. Uh-
I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that.
But you know how it is when you get those manly urges and you just gotta kill something,
fix things, cook outdoors-
What's your name?
Your commanding officer just asked you a question.
I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name too.
Ling. How about Ling?
His name is Ling.
I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours!
Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.
Ah Chu.
Ah Chu?
Gesundheit. Ha, ha. I kill myself.
Mushu.
Mushu?
No.
Then what is it?!
Ping.
Ping was my best friend growing up.
It's Ping.
Ping?
Of course, Ping did steal my…
Yes. My name is Ping.
Let me see your conscription notice.