50 nifty Scrambled States

I hope you enjoy this Scrambled States version of 50 nifty United States!
Lyrics:
50 nifty states on the map
all decide to take another place.
50 nifty states in the country
all are living in a different way.
Each individual state:
They think they're gonna live a happy way,
But each individual state
ends up living wrong,
so where have they gone?
50 nifty United States
from 13 original colonies
Shout 'em! Scout 'em!
Tell all about 'em!
One by one,
'til we've given a place for every state...
In the Scrambled States!
In the Scrambled States!
In the Scrambled States!
Alabama, Alaska Arizona, Arkansas,
California, Colorado, Connecticut!

Delaware, Florida, Georgia,
Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana!

Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine,
Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan!

Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana,
Nebraska... Nevada!

New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio!

Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas!

Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington,
West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming!

North, South, East, West,
In our cool, considered, objective, all-scrambled-up opinion....
Every state's the best
of those...
50 nifty states on the map
that decide to take another place.
50 nifty states in the country
all are living in a different way.
Each individual state:
They think they're gonna live a happy way,
But each individual state
ends up living wrong,
so where have they gone?
50 nifty United States
from 13 original colonies
add up to USA!