Exploding corn dog plant

Found an exploding corn dog plant

[boring]

It's because you didn't put mustard on it

[yeet]

these are cattails.
they’re just. fairly common water reeds
they are not edible.
but don’t you think they otter be?

they’ve got stalks and these groupings of highly compressed seedlings
that expand rapidly on impact
so they’re not that good for eating...

but even so...

ME WANT BITE
ME WANT PLANT CORN DOG DELIGHT
ME WANT DEEP FRIED
ME THINK WATER TWINKIE NICE

[rdGenCamaroGirl]

I actually thought that was where corn dogs came from when I was a kid

[frankfarser]

I keep on eating them and this happens. They taste bad. How do I tell when I should eat them?

[goatsonhun]

when I was a kid I always brought one home and "unpacked" it there. My grandparents were pissed.

[derekjoshtiongson]

I use 100 of that and explode them together and say it's smoke bomb

[vasyltodoriko]

Those are filled with baby spiders. Also- They’re called Cattail plants.

[overlord]

I'm going to get this video heaps of views

[wassapM]

The Corn Dog Facility will self-destruct in 11 seconds, leave immediately.

[kendrahenry]

Thank you for actually using your hands!

[IT_BURN]

Rest in peace cattail plants reasons being a wild corn dog
PRESS F TO RESPET

[HystericRobot]

Dad: Can you get the corn dogs
Me: K
Gose to lake:
Mum:tf-
Brings cattail:

[interesting_tuna]

These things could take over the world if they wanted to

[crimescene]

People are all amazed by this that dont go outside.

[moon_theunknown]

When i was kid i thought its meat and i ate it

[alyssa_._]

I just love how everyone is correcting the title saying it's a cattail (the more common name), then the account comments "it's literally a corndog plant" or something of the like. 🤣










This kind of reminds me of that scene in mean girls where one of them is trying to make "That's so Fetch" a thing, but instead it's this person going "corndog plant"

[maksincabangon]

Bro said to the cattail I am inevitable

[Mariocat]

I am curious if cattails are dryer safe if you make it into a pillow

[ElleDeas]

Who knew cattail evolution would see this day coming. Who need birds to spread your seed when humans will do it for you, and way more often!

[queenluci]

Me want bite! Me want plant corn dog delight!