Alpha Male YouTube is Pathetic

The Alpha Male side of YouTube is a sad one. A bunch of grown men thinking they have found the key to being a man, while completely going against the definition of an "alpha". And the YouTuber alpha m. has got to be the worst one of them all. Today, we are going to be watching one of alpha m's videos, and seeing just how bad they can get..

[abbij]

*"Don't wear baggy clothes, or tight clothes"*

Boys: *ok, I'll wear nothing*

[interstellar]

Alpha: Doesn't want men to wear skinny jeans
Also Alpha: Wears skinny jeans

[stiffnuts]

How to be a man:
Step 1. Do whatever makes you comfortable/happy
Step 2. Consistently work to better yourself

[gmi]

How to be a manly man


Step 1: stop trying to be manly find who you truly are

[randomgamez_]

“Alpha”: “Long hair is feminine!”
Literally every Viking in existence: “am I a joke to you?”

[theNewBee]

"A lot of rings and chains make you look feminine."
Mr T.: I'm about to ruin this fool's day.

[SandraOrtmann]

Why does he have to shout permanently? A telltale sign of major insecurity.

[icepick]

How to be Alpha: Stop worrying about it and don't use words like "alpha."

[stuntmangabe]

For a guy who is an “alpha”, he’s got a pretty beta voice.

[oplegendsrodk]

I never knew I would learn something from a duck 🦆

[stephenshw]

For a long period of time I genuinely thought he was a gay man parodying what an alpha male is. Its only in recent times I realise he's actually being serious!

[JustLord]

His voice is way higher than mine...I'm a woman 😭😭

[YesIAmDavid]

According to my gf, the best a man can be is when he’s confident, smells nice, hygienic and generally kind to others… this video is literally being the complete opposite

[c.c.content]

How to be a manly man:

Be confident in how you present yourself.

Done. That’s it.

[kingghidorah]

he says wearing jewelry is feminine and he wears two Swarovski ear rings that are the same
...

[MikeysGirl]

There's no way he'd actually say "long hair is feminine" to any long haired guy, they usually don't take shit. Plus I dig em' 😍

[Zaithez]

Alpha: Wearing too may accessories makes u look feminine
Also Alpha: Wears 2 rings, a stylish watch and 2 earrings

[grayScaLe]

imagine having such a fragile masculinity that you're scared to sit a certain way

[Sableow]

For a man who claims to be an alpha he sure does sound like daffy ducks younger brother.

[duyphan]

4:00 in another word, being scumbag to those sitting next to you. especially on bus.